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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee
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Tell Cersei it was me

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  • This R2 unit has a bad motivator.

    • And now let's all sit with that for a while.

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  • We are gathered here for it is the only opening in thy Outlook calendar.

    • Why doesn't anyone ever promote to king? Are we stupid?

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  • I never promote the pawn because I am a bad employer.

    • i broke

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  • They told me about a Dark Plagus dude and some tragedy. I spaced out but I’m pretty sure the lesson was to always keep partying.

    • Hallo! pant wheeze

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  • Man, es ist harder and harder Lemmy posts zu read.

    • Feuchte Michmichs

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  • Allens is gangster, bis PLATTDEUTSCH förbi kämmt.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • I go to Vegas for the chess.

    • meme_iel

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  • Entschuldigung. Haben sie…DANK MEMES?

    • It be like that

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  • That one mushy moldy strawberry that snuck in: “Now to corrupt the entire batch! Muhahaha!””

    • Were you aware?

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  • I didn’t get communist vibes from that book at all. The little guy was just trying to get the ring back to Mordor.

    • Onion be onioning again

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  • Safety first though!

    • Rate my setup

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  • Probably able to carry away more heat than water. I want to say the Soviets tried this with a submarine but the Royal navy kept stealing the sub for breakfast.

    • glugluglug

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  • What pox have you brought to this accursed land?

    • White smoke appears from Sistine Chapel chimney, indicating a new pope has been elected

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  • I know its pronounced Pizzaballa, but in my head it’s Pizza (techno air horns) BAWWWWWLAH!

    • 9 hours

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  • Roll a d6…this is how many times you have to get up to pee during that sleep. Shouldn’t have drank 10 health potions huh?

    • Release the fear

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  • This is probably what Monet wanted to paint but he chickened out at the last minute every time.

    • If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm

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  • I can never get my hands to itch and I breath too easily. There must be a better way!

    • Thats a polar bear

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  • Saxo Seal’s Greatest Hits Vol. 5

    • Seal of Love
    • You Clap I Toot
    • I’d Do It For A Fish
    • Slippery Blues

    • Yep

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  • Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I cry on company time.

    • Aussie Luck

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  • This is exactly why I don’t want to go to kangaroo prison.