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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee
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Geese on the roof

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  • Goose operative commander here. This is an advanced combat team involving a spotter and a shooter, likely attempting to gain a full loaf of bread.

    • I always appreciate someone helping me out using their hand

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  • There are over five million Americans who won’t get a handjob tonight. Please consider donating.

    • Die Bart! Die!

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  • Could you please sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore?

    • "This is the hand of the man that the Democrats feel should be brought back to the United States"

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  • Only the toughest MS13 accountants get Windings.

    • ＼(゜o゜;)/

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  • He gets the jaws theme but played on the xylophone.

    • TIL about how CRTs work

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  • It has some bubba le grand.

    • Parkour!

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  • I miss watching snail skate videos.

    • Behold, the latest AI innovation nobody asked for

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  • 75% of the time it satisfies every time.

    • Once you reach the level of Grandmaster, you unlock the final boss

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  • These games are always interesting to study but the boss battle music is pretty repetitive.

    • My weekend plans

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  • We have the slipperiest robot people around. Fuchs. Lube yo bots and yo bros.

    • New Harry Potter series based on the "magic" of Weed

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  • “Potter! How would I roll a blunt with the stickiest of the icky?” Professor Snape asked smoothly.

    • You know what I like...

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  • My wife will sometimes get me little treats and it is the freakin best.

    • When someone finally gives you the back story

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  • An elegant fapper from a more civilized age.

    • spectrum rule

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  • I imagine it’s like Highlander where there can be only one…and Sean Connery is there.

    • Nightmare fuel

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  • Someone digging a hole in their yard.

    • It's about that time

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  • Sell it on eBay as extra refined banana jerky.

    • Tonari No Sainferudo

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  • If the slightest issue comes up the Seinfeld bass guitar riff plays.

    • They were everywhere

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  • Brother Peter has eaten another coop of chickens. Should we investigate?

    • I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants

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  • Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

    • This is not the post you're looking for

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  • We can go about our business.