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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee
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Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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  • I can’t wait to join the Army Diver Armored Division.

    • Red Sea coalition members

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  • Seychelles pulls up with 8 aircraft carriers.

    • Federal judge orders documents naming Jeffrey Epstein's associates to be unsealed

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  • The judge was shot 400 times, a likely suicide.

    • Batman

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  • Batussy

    • We must protect ethnic Finns in Karelia

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  • Today on hydraulic press channel we have this Russia. It is extremely dangerous and could attack at any time. We must deal with it.

    • 502 Bad Gateway

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  • “Hey router, I’d like to talk to-“

    (Throws packet to the ground) YOU WILL TALK ONLY IF I WILL IT.

    • Jaysus...

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  • “Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”

    • Comrade

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  • For some reason I always read hemoglobin as hemo-goblin. I watched Lord of the Rings too much.

    • Living among us

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  • Can I get a dime bag of some cosmic horror?

    • the only place he could

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  • She’d be DAMNED. If. SomeImperialGot his hands on it.

    • I know it's one of you guys

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  • Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.

    • This does put a smile on my face

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  • I’m gonna watch Napoleon in my office…no one come up here! I’ll be back in 15.

    • Beans Stroganoff Robot

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  • Mmm the taste of Ham’s Stroganoff Beef Stroganoff.

    “Hey! It’s just beans!!”

    • Cats are liquids. Or slugs.

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  • Hohoho. Mew meow mow Solo.

    • the Perks of ownership...

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  • Let me fix this small issue right quick…oh…oh dear.

    • talk shit, get bit

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  • Grow fast, chomp hard.

    • Oh no! The Shareholders!

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  • (Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.

    (Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!

    • Relative size comparison of social media platforms (December 2023)

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  • I’m actually surprised by how large the fediverse is. I thought it was more like 50,000 at most.

    • OpenAI says it is investigating reports ChatGPT has become ‘lazy’

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  • ChatGPT, write a position paper on self signed certificates.

    (Lights up a blunt) You need to chill out man.

    • Food doesn't crawl into mouth

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  • Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!