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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemm.ee
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It's time to let go

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  • Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

    • A shadow of his former self

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  • Poor captain. The light is no longer burning inside him, but defiantly he stands.

    • turtles

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  • Shield toad.

    • Predator

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  • I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”

    • if we could only talk to the animals

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  • Bro, do you even LEAP!?

    • If you've waited until the last minute, here's the form....

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  • Dear IRS,

    How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.

    Your pal,
    saltnotsugar

    • Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

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  • This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

    • Father Rule

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  • Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.

    • Easter is upon us

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  • And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.

    • Three common mental states

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  • I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.

    • Say hello to my lil friends

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  • This whole town is a donut, just waiting to get…munched.

    • Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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  • Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

    • Tunes rule

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  • I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.

    • Don't worry America, Seychelles has your back

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  • Seychelles! Fuck yeah!

    Comin again to save the motherfuckin day yeah!

    • Pizza delivery

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    • It's just science.

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  • Due to Newtons 46th law of awesomeness, Ninjas are still cooler than spikes, but still are pretty dang cool.

    • It's just science.

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  • The problem is they they’re just designed to eat and get chonky. If they had invested in cool ninja combat during evolution, scientists believe they would be not only more likely to survive, but be a lot cooler.

    • chop chop

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  • Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

    • Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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  • COMRADE CAPTAIN, UNKNOWN AMERICAN CONTACT DIVING 50 METERS A SECOND AND TRACKS ARE CAVITATING.

    • Last time I accidentally made a credible water-post. To compensate here's an extremely noncredible water-post

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  • SONAR CONTACT BEARING 322, DEPLOYING ABRAMS.