(Verse 1)
Oh, the tale of a cat girl bold,
With fur as black as the night's cold.
Sailed the seas in search of glee,
But scurvy struck her, a cruel decree.
(Chorus)
Meow me hearties, sing it loud,
A cat girl's plight on the ocean shroud.
With a feline grace and scurvy's sting,
She danced on decks, a sailor's fling.
(Verse 2)
Her whiskers twitched, under the pirate moon,
A sailor's life, a rollicking tune.
Scurvy's grip, a relentless foe,
Yet she purred defiance, letting it go.
(Chorus)
Meow me hearties, sing with glee,
For a cat girl's spirit, wild and free.
Through storms and scurvy, she sailed the sea,
A feline mariner, forever to be.
(Bridge)
In the salty breeze, her tail unfurls,
Singing shanties with the ocean's pearls.
Cat eyes gleaming in the moonlit night,
A scurvy-stricken kitty, yet a brave delight.
(Verse 3)
Climbed the rigging with a nimble leap,
Defying scurvy, in the vast deep.
With a purr that echoed through the mast,
She vowed to sail, while scurvy's cast.
(Chorus)
Meow me hearties, a cat girl's tale,
Through scurvy storms, she set sail.
A sea shanty for the brave and free,
The cat girl's spirit, on the endless sea.
Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”