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  • I created a view dedicated to my newborn. A to-do list is integrated, along with task buttons that automatically add to the list, along with a timestamp.

    It's amazingly helpful and keeps my wife and I on the same page.

    I use a two button IKEA Zigbee remote near each diaper changing station. One button labeled "#1", and the other, "#2". 😉

    I also set up some voice commands through Google Home that will log various tasks to the HA to-do list.

    "Why's the baby crying? * checks to-do list * Oh...it's been three hours since I fed him 😑"

  • My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

  • Through my mental fog lies a Souls boss waiting to destroy all who attempt to enter (including me).

  • Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠

  • The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.

    I was under the impression that Judaism wasn't about proselytising. 🤷

  • Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

    A NEW START... Hmm...

    I got it!

    ANUSTART!

  • Awww...She looks just like you!

  • Yeah. "They shouldn't be above the law." works better.

  • Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.

    Woman: (Says something about Fiona)

    Man: Who's Fiona?

    Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don't KNOW Fiona????

    I bet she broke up with him on the spot.

  • Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"

    Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."

    Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."

  • Years ago, a family member (who was on my mobile phone family account) was getting charged monthly for some mobile game. I would point it out every month, and they were like "Yeah...I need to cancel that..."

    It took over a year for them to get around to canceling it.

  • All that fancy hardware in the pro, and only a handful of games will actually be "enhanced". Otherwise, it "may stabilize or improve the performance of supported PS4 and PS5 games."

    Seems kind of a waste to me.

  • I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I've heard...

  • Earlier this week, YouTube for Android TV had an update that caused it to crash at startup.

    On a hot steak there, Google...

  • LaRosa's Pizza for me!

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    12 year old string cheese

    Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Order Number: 497 - Total: $4.97

    Games @lemmy.world

    What are YOU planning?

    Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Mini + Jumbo?