rockhstrongo @ rockhstrongo @lemmy.world

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I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don't work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn't keep semen from escaping.)

This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who'd sometimes make crude jokes.

After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us "What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?"

We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.

Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His "joke" that day seemed like some major projection.

I was browsing news headlines. Me: "Why is Johnny Gaudreau trending..."

Reading out loud to my wife, I first read it as "Johnny Gaudreau's brother died". Reading it a second time, the utter dread sunk in.

What a way to find out.

Finding out that it was the day before their sister's wedding...a tremendous tragedy.

He'll be missed.

I recently started using an app called Hermit to address a similar problem. It lets you create "lite apps" from any URL. Maybe it'd work for you?

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chimbori.hermitcrab

Women are so cute and beautiful but I think they are talking about getting their horse in a koozie

We have a 2012 Ford Fiesta that we call "Siesta". That car sucks a good amount. Been meaning to get rid of it for years now.

Now to stick him in the closet until winter

One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

Are they smaller? These new IKEA plugs seem like they are less wide than the Third Reality ones, but they might stick out farther.

Either way, those Third Reality plugs are nice.

I have a neighbor directly behind me that has been doing the upside down flag thing for a while now. I think they started doing it after January 6.

These same neighbors also fly a don't tread flag.

I'm glad I haven't needed to interact with these dunces.

You and me both

I eat a spoonful of peanut butter on a daily basis. It's the best.

Spiderman: Homewrecker

Indefinite crying for me!

That scene in Ghost messed me up.

I had a cat that would fetch rings from milk jugs.

100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

Wow, that looks tasty!

What brand is it?

I wonder how many pieces it broke into. When it hits, it sounds like it shattered.