musubibreakfast @ musubibreakfast @lemm.ee

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I'm quite certain that it was a moth on the silence of the lambs poster and not a butterfly

Spudelia, Spudtinca, Spudcy, Spuddaya, Spuddey, Spudtilda. These are all viable names, I suggest you rename your child.

It's all the nicotine in the breast milk

Your desktop was cluttered so Microsoft AI agent formatted your hard drive. Please insert your credit card number to buy a new windows license.

It's a type of sausage that's famous in the Netherlands

I think you might be a kung fu master

Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.

You're my favorite writer. Happy to see you're still alive!

They still have the McRib in Taiwan

TIL Grimace is supposed to be a taste bud

I didn't read what you said but I like it, everyone gets a license plate on bluesky.

CPU = Chief Party Unicorn

You two should move in together!

I'm in the same boat, adobe can get fucked

No, that's lightly colored blood. Mostly on toilet paper. We're looking for dark red blood here.

No, you're being facetious. Go sit in the corner.

Absolutely not, we're talking about a man who serves fast food to athletes.

Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

I wonder what would happen if you learned to read and speak Chinese. Would every stroke of a character have a different color, would it just be characters that have different colors? Also how would tones influence colors? Please learn Chinese and report back.

Thank you for your service