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musubibreakfast @ musubibreakfast @lemm.ee
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Bought a Bluray Disc. Sony still tracks you.

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  • Yes, and I assume you wrote this message on your blu-ray player and typed it with your remote

    • Uh, yeah. That rings a bell.

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  • Yes but everything is shot straight up your ass. Food, news and entertainment. Straight up the ass through a tube.

    • For the little guys.

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  • Yes but with what's happening in America right now there will be a lot less tourism.

    • Engineering decisions

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  • I don't know but I'll happily attack you. Please list your insecurities so I can more accurately ridicule you.

    • Engineering decisions

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  • Nice, this is exactly why a forest has no car seats. Go achieve your life goals

    • Google's AI now listens to your English language phone conversations

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  • One day you come home, you see all your stuff is in boxes. Then you see a note on the fridge, it says: "Womp womp" You fall to your knees and break down in tears. Through your tears you see another note underneath the fridge. You reach for the note. The note reads: "Womp, womp?" You began to laugh maniacally. You hear footsteps, you stop laughing. Your wife stands behind you. She says: "Kept you on your toes didn't I?"

    • Oof

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  • We'll all become peasants who serve a lord and we'll call it natural living

    • The joy of going through pregnancy along with your sister

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  • At least he'll die doing what he loved.

    • “This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”

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  • You're a real one.

    • quick health tip

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  • Amateur move, I just throw my whole breakfast in my coffee.

    • Don't try this at home

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  • It was the Mexican National Anthem

    • Don't try this at home

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  • Are you ok now?

    • Language is fun.

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  • I don't wish to learn any more about Germany

    • RIP obsolete tech

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  • Little known fact, German doctors love to make cd's for every procedure. The most famous of these as shown by German medical data is Heinrich's Proctology Polka Mega Mix.

    • Fuck you, Genie

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  • Great, I can solve all these problems with 3 wishes. I wish to be a sentient robot that's indistinguishable from a normal human being. I wish for a steady supply of spar parts in case any piece of me breaks. And my last wish is that I have the capability to repair, upgrade and enhance myself as I see fit.

    • Very gently, I’m sure

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  • But PVC does melt unlike schrapnel, so there's no problem if they set your abdomen on fire.

    • We'll have plenty of camps to have them sent to by then.

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  • The leaders will get nice cushy jobs in Israel as consultants.

    • Genius

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  • Pull trigger to continue.

    • Polar bears

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  • That depends on the bear's tactical training, if the bear went through bootcamp then it's one slap, if the bear is also a SEAL then it's half a slap.

    • Here kitty kitty

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  • Somebody should infiltrate the incel community and convince them that they can get women by dressing up like cats and making baby sounds