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musubibreakfast @ musubibreakfast @lemm.ee
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  • I grew up in an Asian household, dairy wasn't really a thing. If I drink a glass of milk I'll probably shit myself. That goes for most of my family. Having a glass of milk with dinner would be a really bad idea

    • Might be time to find another job

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  • This woman is a nightmare, her name is Susan, and Susan recently started swallowing the supplies and we have to wait for her to poop them out if we want to use them. And as if that wasn't bad enough she makes us talk her out for a walk whenever we want anything. Yesterday I took Susan for a walk and had to wait ten minutes for her to shit out a stapler.

    • It was all a lie, wasn't it?

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  • You don't need any of that nonsense. Real men insulate themselves with their feelings. As for electricity, I make that myself. They don't call me the love dynamo for no reason.

    • Don't tell me what to do.

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  • Best thing to do is just fry the egg rolls inside your bowels. First you coat your lower intestines with aluminum foil, then you shove in the egg rolls and pour in the hot oil.

    • Yes, this is what people did back then

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  • 50" inch screen, money green leather sofa

    • Great plan

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  • If you work in education it sort of can be.

    • Safety first

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  • You're literally fucking the plants like some giant pervert bee if you do that.

    • surprised_pikachu.jpg

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  • "Jared Leto is innocent until proven guilty, now excuse Jared Leto, Jared Leto has some teens to sext."

    • hell yea, brother

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  • The Polar Platybear has a bill, is amphibious, venomous too, with razor sharp claws, stands 10 feet tall and weighs about 1300 pounds.

    • A metaphor for capitalism?

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  • I'm sure the spider tried

    • Who the hell can afford a printer

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  • Same, I got mocked for buying it. It gets used at least once a month.

    • Happens to the best of us

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  • Yes, dad bought it for her after mom killed herself. It's still in the box.

    • Has anyone pirated their internet?

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  • Not during hole time!

    • But I remember it!

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    • Why a professor of fascism left the US: ‘The lesson of 1933 is – you get out’

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  • Honestly there's enough place in places like Guyana and Suriname for you guys

    • Another productive meeting

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  • This is why you have the mouse grafted to the employee's hand for optimal efficiency

    • Another productive meeting

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  • You can't see it so you probably wouldn't be aware of its existence

    • Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction

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  • Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.

    • Reddit will help advertisers turn ‘positive’ posts into ads

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  • When I plowed through that kindergarten I didn't get as much as a single dent. If that isn't an endorsement, then I don't know what is.

    • ChatGPT tells users to alert the media that it is trying to ‘break’ people: report

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  • Is it up for sale again?! I missed out the last time!