musubibreakfast @ musubibreakfast @lemm.ee

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That's some choice rhetoric. Hell, even the sewer mutants are going to be voting republican.

ASL was extremely useful. We only had usernames, no profile pictures or anything else. ASL is what you asked if you were chatting on quakenet or another server. Most of the time you knew the regulars on your channel. Often mods would ask your ASL and if it turned out later you were lying then you'd get kicked or muted.

If you're hot and willing to pay, I'll marry you.

It was really strange to see some old comments I made in another language translated in English.

It's because: "this time it's different"

Zero points for me. I once wrote a cheque to pay my outstanding fee at my local video rental place (I was returning Time Cop) And then later I got home and sent my father a fax of younger brother's foot and shoe size so he could buy some shoes for him while abroad on a business trip. I specifically remember that day because I rented Four Weddings and a Funeral which had just come out on VHS. This was probably 1994 or 1995. Now I feel old as fuck.

Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn't necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don't think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.

The moment you figure out where your poop is supposed to go, you'll get a promotion. I guarantee it.

How many parts of you do I need to replace before you become someone else?

Hey buddy, I've had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We're going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.

Trump is a thicc boi. Some say he likes to twerk when E-boy makes his cheeks clap.

I KNOW A GREAT PHYSICAL THERAPIST. I CAN SET YOU UP ALSO LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK

"Yes, but only if they bring bacon. Also, narwals?! Oh and look at my spork, lol!"

Also the 4 guy has a podcast and a social media presence and thousands of followers who are willing to back up his idiotic claims and silence anyone who disagrees.

Why didn't you want to go to the hotel in KL? Were upu worried you wouldn't make your flight?

I'm in academia and I refuse to read papers without emojis. The english language is far too subtle and advanced to understand without the context given by emojis 🧐

He's the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

She might starfish but you can't handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this 'mom' woman keeps sending you good morning messages.

A piece of brie get you a one night stand, a slice of gouda gets you a date. Grated parmesan gets you a hand job. A steady supply of varied cheeses spread out over multiple months will get you a wife.

Of course every woman is different, but in general the age and quality of the cheese determines what you'll receive in exchange.

And in case you're wondering, a kraft single gets you a slap in the face.

Canberra is a mysterious place The people there are beautiful but they turn ugly the moment they leave the city. It's kind of a blob fish effect. Their bodies can't handle the pressure of greater australia.