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  • o fuk

  • what if my yum is saying “yuck your yum?” are you gonna yuck my yum? 🥺

    what if I swap it out for emojis?

    🤢 my 😋
    🤮 my 🤤

  • As long as everything’s consensual I ain’t gonna yuck anyone’s yum.

  • YOLO

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  • Can you imagine having savings in your account and then BAM— hit by a bus? Could’ve had some Taco Bell before you went to the void.

  • They’re called “sex workers” these days, in an effort to stress it’s work.

  • I wish I knew their Venmo handles so I could send requests for whatever they consider to be small chunks of change. I’m sure I wouldn’t get much, but as Michael Scott said, “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

  • As long as capitalism is involved, it’ll seep its way into any democratic system and uproot any “greater good,” “for the people” outcome in favor of whoever’s benefiting the most from the capitalist component.

  • Yep

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  • Self care is punk.

  • Chews me up and spits me out.

  • Before I’d go to school, at 6am the WB channel played what became my private Disney Afternoon equivalent, which rotated through four shows: Jumanji, Garfield, Sonic the Hedgehog, and— for whatever reason— Roughnecks, the animated Starship Troopers series.

    It was rated PG, was produced by Paul Verhoeven, and people fucking died. No idea how it snuck in alongside the tamer stuff, but it very much felt unhinged at the time/someone didn’t vet it for kids.

  • what the FUCK

  • He didn’t say that.

  • Boooo

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  • The man never drank a Duff in his life 😠

  • Permanently Deleted

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  • For now it’s Oblivion Remastered.

    Once that’s done I have no idea, probably back to Skyrim.

  • Fucking die you old turtle-face. Jesus Christ that fucking face gets more and more disgusting with each passing day.

    …sorry, I know that’s not constructive, I just wanted some catharsis from venting.

  • In any other scenario I’d be nervous if a coup happened, but if one happened right now under Trump I’d be like “sure let’s see what this new person has to say.”

  • I love how panic attacks share the same symptoms as heart attacks, so either go to the hospital or cross your fingers and hope you don’t fuckin’ die.

  • Or Emma Stone in Aloha, or Max Minghella in The Social Network, or Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange.