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I remember a story wherein Mel Blanc was only pulled out of a coma once his son talked to him using Loony Toons dialogue.

I’m convinced that’ll be me when I’m older. “How is Babby formed?” Oh that means he wants his ice cream.

Before the gun, the scythe, before the scythe…?

Let’s “slam” them with a rebuttal, as headlines like to write.

“K.”

I really fucking hate how sensitive my body’s become to caffeine as I’ve gotten older; even just one cup of coffee puts me at what feels like the prologue to a panic attack, but without the panic attack (thanks Prozac?).

So with that and being sober, I am a fish out of water whenever I visit Germany. “So uh, do you have anything that’s non-caffeinated, non-alcoholic, and um, preferably diet? just water? yeah fine, that’s what I thought.”

I really hate this guy’s fucking face.

“How long will they be here.” lol

They’ll see themselves out, they’re just here for a trip to Disneyland.

I was really hoping that asteroid was our reset button.

My parents encouraged destigmatization of nudity (nudist beaches, a shower or two together, etc.), but no they did not have sex around me or my siblings and think that’d be fucked up if someone told me their parents did that to them.

Even if I went offline, so far I have seen ai slop seeping into:

• video games (even by big studios like Outlast Trials or COD)
• smaller merchants at local events or malls
• commercials (even big companies like Coke, Mazda, and smaller ads)

I can’t imagine how much worse it’ll get with the flood gates opened.

I would not want to be a stock photographer or model right now.

I watch playthroughs of this for background noise sometimes. It’s just cozy nostalgia for me.

The Obamas produced an end-of-the-world movie a few years ago wherein a character gives the same idea as a realization; nobody’s in charge and we’re just flying by the seat of our pants. In any other context it wouldn’t have stuck with me, but it did ‘cause I saw their names attached to it.

My wife and I went to what we thought was a suuuuper leftist bar in Berlin; Marxist stuff all over the walls, anti-Nazi stuff, etc., but the bartender stopped my wife from entering the restroom, accusing them of not being a cis woman. Sullied the whole goddamn vibe of the place.

TERFs are such awkward bigots in that they have no endgame other than to see your fuckin’ genitals. No safety, no greater good, just do you have a dick or not?

It’s called a line break. Now I know why you needed someone proficient in MS Word!

It’s a store, they sell clothes, I worked there.

THATS THE WORD I DIDNT WANT. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!!

Oh thank god that last word was “winking.”

God I wish the satanic panic had real satanists and dark magic behind it. That’d have been soooooo dope.

This is Hellraiser, right?