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  • on trial for the murder of Minnie

    "So let me get this straight, Mr. Mouse... You killed your wife because she became mentally unsound?"

    "No, you fucking idiot! I killed her because she was fucking Goofy!"

  • WW3 isn't going to be between countries with nukes.

    It's going to be between these two and the WW stands for White Weirdos instead of World War.

  • "It's the car, right? Chicks dig the car."

    (Actually maybe that was Keaton... ๐Ÿค” I really don't remember)

  • when you have a squat stool for your toilet:

    "Why is there a small stool in the bathroom?"

    "I don't know, did you forget to flush?"

  • Mostly it's just in the form of a vast majority of male co-workers I've had being misogynistic and homophobic. Ridiculing other men for showing any emotion other than anger. Pushing people to do things they know the other isn't comfortable with doing, by calling them gay (in less pleasant words) or a pussy. Telling racist jokes and/or using slurs. Believing physical strength is the best and only measure of masculinity. That kind of bullshit.

  • Hell no. I'll stand far away so as not to be in the shot when the inevitable assassination attempts begin. I would only support them in the open as a survival strategy while secretly trying to fuck up everything they try to accomplish behind closed doors.

  • Nethack (and derivatives) is pretty much the only game I know of where the health potions may or may not be red.

    And I guess Dark Souls... It's more of an orange than a red. But maybe that's just the color of the flask. Idk what the substance inside looks like. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  • I am disappointed that it very clearly has only a specified list of materials that can be shaped and feces isn't one. I'd be turning all the road apples into the visage of the BBG.

  • I find it kinda funny that the devs of Anarchy Online didn't think about kiting as a strategy in 2025.

    Even if they made collisions/blocking not possible, you could still lure hostile mobs on another player as has been tradition in many games that have no PvP at all since the days of MUDs and MUSHes.