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They know where to come back when they figure themselves out

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  • In my city? Hell yeah there are.

    • Moderation

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  • Eh, eheu, eheu

    • What are some good uses for smart phones?

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  • Bit hard to control an app if the phone's up your bum, innit?

    • Snake on a plane delays a flight in Australia

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  • "I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane!" - But with an Australian accent.

    • What are some good uses for smart phones?

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  • Anything's a dildo if your brave enough. Plus, it vibrates!

    • Jury says Google must pay California Android smartphone users $314.6m

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  • Can't wait to get my fifty-two cents!

    • :(

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  • "Pussy willow will now be called cotton stick."

    • A slow and painful death

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    • Meet Thor

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  • Suddenly, I am hearing that old sock monkey Quizno's commercial.

    Quizno's suuuuuubs!

    They are so good to eaaaaaaat!

    • The start of Canada Day festivities

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  • I can see the onions being chopped with cilantro and lime on standby.

    • Trump Hit by Bombshell Threat From Hackers Who Stole His Aides’ Emails

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  • The threat:

    • Oh Boy!, Golly!

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  • on trial for the murder of Minnie

    "So let me get this straight, Mr. Mouse... You killed your wife because she became mentally unsound?"

    "No, you fucking idiot! I killed her because she was fucking Goofy!"

    • They fighting again

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  • WW3 isn't going to be between countries with nukes.

    It's going to be between these two and the WW stands for White Weirdos instead of World War.

    • Call me crazy, but I enjoyed Clooney as Batman.

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  • "It's the car, right? Chicks dig the car."

    (Actually maybe that was Keaton... 🤔 I really don't remember)

    • Nostalgia hit me.

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  • when you have a squat stool for your toilet:

    "Why is there a small stool in the bathroom?"

    "I don't know, did you forget to flush?"

    • What kinds of toxic masculinity have you encountered?

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  • Mostly it's just in the form of a vast majority of male co-workers I've had being misogynistic and homophobic. Ridiculing other men for showing any emotion other than anger. Pushing people to do things they know the other isn't comfortable with doing, by calling them gay (in less pleasant words) or a pussy. Telling racist jokes and/or using slurs. Believing physical strength is the best and only measure of masculinity. That kind of bullshit.

    • Next-Gen Brain Implants Offer New Hope for Depression: AI and real-time neural feedback could transform treatments

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  • "I see the problem."

    Flicks switch

    "They had you set to sad instead of happy. Classic mistake."

    • 'Every word has come back to haunt me': China cracks down on women who write gay erotica

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  • writes a book that is 57 petrabytes large

    Clicks "save to cloud."

    • hmmmmm

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  • Very cyberpunk.

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  • Hell no. I'll stand far away so as not to be in the shot when the inevitable assassination attempts begin. I would only support them in the open as a survival strategy while secretly trying to fuck up everything they try to accomplish behind closed doors.