Wait until they get to pineapples...

Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.
Best party ever!
- BDSMx2 Parties are great
- Bondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!

Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody's called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.

Agnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.
- Um Agnes is short for Agnintendo Entertainment System.
- Yeah but only in Poland
lol what? It's a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.
Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.
- I'd suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don't want to have to come back and explain that I'm not accusing anybody of stealing.
I know a couple named Bob and Agnes. They're in their mid 60s iirc.
- I bet they did bdsm
Name your daughter Agnes, get some BDSM revenge. Seems legit.
And the fact they took the time to fix the autocorrect not capitalizing the words spelled out for BDSM. If you are angry it's not happening.
Too be fair, I really like the name - you just gotta french it up! (Agnès; ɑɲˈɛs)
But I guess Bravely Default was not as popular as I'd like and I've never heard the french version elsewhere.
- Agnu
It's amazing what toxic assholes say to try to "prove" that posts are fake. I wish you and everyone else would have left that dumb, cynical shit at Reddit.
- Wat

I mean if a grown man doesn't know what that term means it's certainly not his child's fault. like fuck.

Honestly yeah. This is pretty much required life knowledge now. They should teach it in school!

Mom, just can't wait to thank you later for the great time your parents had with their friends

"We are NOT done talking about this."

Good, I hope not! 🤣

Yes we are. [Blocks]

Wait, there aren’t smilies. Maby she is really exited and can’t stop talking about this.

I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.

That would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don't roll around.

Fuckin worth it.

Someone's getting spanked. But who? 🤔