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willya @lemmyf.uk

2y ago

Bottle of that good stuff

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A spoonfulla cocaine helps that medicine go down...
- Plus it makes you more confident and better looking.
Is it 7*(1-2) = 7 to 14grs, or 7+(1-2) = 8 to 9grs?
Also love the range of potential error. Plus or minus 1gr? Eh, it's fine.
- Those are probably fractional grains. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_(unit)
  
  It was defined such that 252.458 units would balance 1 cubic inch (16 cm3) of distilled water at an ambient air-water pressure and temperature of 30 inches of mercury (100 kPa) and 62 °F (17 °C) respectively.
  Nice and convenient.
  
  So "7 1-2" should be read as 7.5? Do you know if there is a difference between "grs" and "GRS"?
  
  Oh, not grams. I thought the dosage seemed high.
10% alcohol, cannabis and chloroform. Sounds like a very long night's sleep after a small cup
How much antimony is too much antimony?
After being sick with a terrible cough and realizing that the only good cough suppresent is a controlled substance I bet this shit worked great.
“uphill both ways” is a lot funnier if you interpret it as being really blasted
Next time, instead of asking if someone is pregnant, just ask if they are anodyne expectorant.
Nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below
We had to walk butt-naked through 40 miles of snow
Worked in the coal mines 22 hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent
- Replace coal mining with flipping burgers at mc Donald's and that's just today
- "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE!!!" solid reference.
- Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad, our neighbors septic tank was the closest thing we had!
- Luxury!
If you have cannabis and morphine do you really need everything else?
I wonder what this stuff tasted like
- It probably tastes like nothing because it instantly numbed your tongue.
- Can't taste anything when you're instantly unconscious
I would genuinely love to try this one day. I just want to know what it's like.
- Same. It sounds like a good time
So that's where YOLO came from.
Finally Something that can take my mind off life and go to sleep
- Chug that bottle and you can potentially go to sleep forever 😴
Some of Sassy's special stuff right there!
- Stellar reference
  
  you talkin' to me?
- Is this a The big Lez show reference? I just found that series today and that would be quite the coincidence
  
  Yeah lol xD
They just released Bill Cosby's recipe for Saturday nights at the playboy mansion.
Oh yes, good old g/floz
- grs. is grains, not grams. 1 grain is about 1/15 gram, or 65mg.

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