I was in the path of totality, but it was crazy cloudy. Figured why not, let's see it get dark. It was nuts. As the total eclipse started you could perceive the light getting darker quickly. Almost like a dimmer switch got the sky. Then it was dark and cold. It was super cool! I couldn't even see the sun but it was still awesome.
So if any poor idiot of a soul ends up here one day from the great search ai in the sky, know this. I tried a ton of things to fix this. Nothing worked. The only thing that did it was a factory reset (the button is under the system menu).
All I can think about is someone shipping you bedbugs