LongbottomLeaf @ LongbottomLeaf @lemmy.nz

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Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

WHOA!

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

Link doesn't work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

The executive branch can do that alone? I thought the legislative branch was required to expand SCOTUS.

I thought so at first, but now I think it's a paradox joke. She's browless and desperately hoping they'll grow back, but she definitely doesn't want to grow a beard. She hopes Spock is fucking with her, because if he is not...

And in the long meantime before they grow back, she'll be checking her cheeks for growth.

I was not there, Gandalf. This was before even my time.

Gyroscopes and infrared

Ahhh, now I see. That makes sense. Thanks for the video!

More than I expected. I appreciate your honesty. How is it thus far? Any highlights?

Constable, did you in fact watch all 9.5hrs?

Legitimate salvage, Middle Earther.

Not slips, not strips, but bars of latinum! Acquire!

They have a lot less lead poisoning today than those kids from 20th century past, too.