5 feet apart = Not gay

I cannot fathom why this is the title.

It's a reference to a vine. "Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay."
- Ah yes Vine, definitely a relevant thing in 2023 that everyone references. Thanks for reminding me that Vine existed, I had actually forgotten.
I had to grab some marshmallows for that roasting you got in those comments.
- Wow you have a sad life if you care.

This is a good example of why woman live longer.

Just looking at this gives me anxiety 😟
- I had to look away. Immediately minimized the image. I can't handle that shit before 6 am.
even women do
- Hahaha. Good catch. I will leave it to prove my stupidity.

Note to self: It's 2023. Men still have a big fear of being labeled gay.

As a gay man, they really really do.
- But we're not gay
Worse: football organisations in The Netherlands of all places are refusing to wear anything that implies sympathy to LGBTQ+ matters. Being a footballer and called gay is still a popular insult. A comedian had to start selling team captain bands, replacing the organisation's One Love one with a new Wat Laf version (it means "How cowardly"). At least the Wat Laf is aimed at the national football organisation.
For some reason on the other hand, the women's football side has no problem with that, with several overt lesbians playing in the national leagues.
My sister is a lesbian and she has a fear of being perceived as gay. She said that she's so straight that she became a lesbian.
Leviticus doesn't specify a gender of the audience, so the only acceptable sex is for all straight men to become uwu lesbians.

The drunk male problem solving.

As long as none of them ground themselves they're fine. Not that I think these people are smart enough to know one way or the other, but the sandals float was probably to keep it easy to plug things in

wdym? if one touches the live and they're grounded, they're fucked aren't they?
- They're not grounded when they're standing in the pool, though. If they grabbed a ladder or if someone on the ground tried to hand them something, they'd get a good shock, but they'd trip a breaker before anything deadly happened
What does grounded actually mean?

If the pool is 98% pure water they're probably fine unless it has piss in it

Who is out here filling up an entire pool with distilled water
All you need is a gfci circuit somewhere in the line to be safe.
- Although as electroboom once elegantly showed, it will still hurt like hell
  https://youtu.be/GlM6PE2kKVY?si=76EM2BKHPeJOu8JL

Let's say there is an electrical shock . would it hit one of them or all of them ?

One or none. Electricity is hard to predict though. It tries to find the easiest way to complete a circuit, but the easiest way isn't always easy to predict.

Seeing their pasty skin I think they are already ghosts, so they will be fine.

It's no homo bro just trust Me

WTF?

This makes me irrationally angry.

Eh so long as they don’t ground out then they’re fine, even if they make a ground connection then the breaker will trip long before enough juice hits that pool to seriously hurt them

- I don't NEED to wear safety gloves because I'M Homer Simps
- Where in the hell are you at that 200 amperage wall outlets are the norm?? In 99% of US homes outlets are 110v 15a which is enough to put you on your ass but certainly won't kill you without prolong exposure or preexisting health factors
- A human body wouldn't conduct that much current with mains voltage. It's just too high resistance.
  Also pretty sure they mean breakers with GFCI as is required in some countries. If they just mean regular circuit breakers then yeah they are fucked.
  Although tbf since it has both neutral and live in the strip it would probably short and not even reach the people. As in almost no current would go through them because ground is right next to it. This would in turn cause the breaker to trip without even a GFCI getting involved potentially.
Only if they're using a gfci breaker. Standard breakers trip at 7A+ which is plenty enough to kill you. In the US, this breaker is on the wall outlet, in the EU, this breaker is on the central panel.
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- Bare in mind the nearest ground is also in the power strip. It probably wouldn't go anywhere near the people. Since you also now have a short circuit it would probably trip the breaker depending on the conductivity of the water.