Bring this look back

My gut?

I'm pretty sure the modern term for this look is "fuckboy"

Fuckboy, suckboy, cuckboy. You can have it all

I'm short and fat.

I’d say “the office dress code,” but what I really mean is my gut.

Just go with your gut

That was a straight fad. Now it's a gay fad. Lotta hateful crazy people. Soooo the fact that someone may try to attack me for wearing such things even if I want to.

The gays ruin all the fun.
Just like wrestling in the showers.
It was always a gay fad.

What's stopping me is lack of hunk.

Come on, you're not just some guy!

I live down the street from a college. Many of my neighbors are college students. I've seen roughly this look on a handful of very young men in the last year. I've seen guys in their early 20s/late teens playing sports in roughly this outfit. It is coming back/fashion is more fluid these days. There are still trends, but many young people wear all sorts of stuff that just looks good on their bodies with little regard for era or popularity.

That's currently what I'm seeing in terms of style these days. The prevalence of body positivity has allowed people to wear things that flatter themselves. There will always be the crowd that tries something new, but no one is going to be shunned for trying something that works or is comfortable.

Since I don't recognize these movies I'm half tempted to think these are just shots from gay porn intros.

The first picture is the first A Nightmare on Elm Street (thats Johnny Depp, fyi). I think the second picture is the second Nightmare movie (it has a baseball game in gym class scene but I'm not sure if that's it). I couldn't tell you what the last picture is from but I would guess one of the Friday the 13th movies.
Edit: I think the second and third pictures go together. Maybe they're both Nightmare 2 but I'm not sure.
- This guy knows his Abbs.
A lot of old horror movies went the "soft-core porn with stabbing" route, so you aren't far off.
Lmao probably 😂

While I could say my gut/lack of hunkiness/taste but....

I really, really don't want to attract serial killers.

About 150lbs and the fact I don't want my ballsack hanging out my jorts.

them some low hangers friendo
- Happens when you get old sonny

These are also the guys who gets stabbed to death with a rusty fork by a masked murderer. Im not saying wearing crop tops causes violent death but there seems to be a correlation

You might be on to something
- I mean, small sample size, but I've never worn a crop top and I haven't been brutally murdered, well, yet.

Common sense

My enormous gut, which I guarantee you don’t want to see

Ha ha that's as funny as the time the other person made the same exact joke before you but you can't be bothered to read comments before you reply so you made the same funny joke!! Ha ha
- Ha ha fuck off shitstain ha ha
- Oh wow, you sure got me.
- Ha ha that's as funny as the last comment I read from some blatant asshole.

Mirrors.

Being fat

That hasn't stopped you from showing your buttcrack, it shouldn't stop you from showing your belly.

I don't have shirts in kid sizes

I'm not sure my hairy mid-40's self would be well recevied.

Don't know until you try! Lol
Imran, you've just checked off two of my green flags

My belly would get cold. I always wonder how women tolerate it.

In summer?

Nothing. This is how I dress in the summer. Except I have a dad bod and not one of those chiseled Adonis bodies so nobody appreciates it as much.

Truthfully it's mainly because of sexism and how people think that certain clothes = certain sex and gender or sexual orientation.

So what? What’s it matter if people think I’m straight?

The fact they look ridiculous is what's stopping me.

I have gay friends that wouldn't be caught dead wearing that.

I guarantee that "style" was because a producer wanted the guys to dress like that.

I do dress like that for pride parade. I should definitely do it more often.

Dignity.

I live in a fashion-forward neighbourhood (for North America, at least (which doesn't say much)), and there were definitely straight dudes rocking this look this summer.