Valid question

It's lunchtime somewhere!

Lunch is a concept. Any meal can be lunch if you're willing.

I had a great breakfast at 16:00 in a restaurant serving nothing but breakfast and if that is valid, everything is.

It is but it's perfectly on time for second breakfast.

But then it's an awful long time until elevenses.
- Just enough time for morning tea. Then brunch, then elevenses.

Emmm spicy curry for breakfast

Is 8:37 am too early

Yes, the fuck is wrong with you 'morning people'?

hisses before rolling over

I tell you what: we don't scream and stomp until 4 in the morning, bothering neighbors. We sleep at night. Sleep. At night. All night. Right from the very beginning of the night. Imagine, scream-stomper?
- No, instead y'all stomp around at 8 in the morning, and mow your lawns at 7 in the morning, rudely walking up night shifters...

No. Time doesn't matter. 🤷🏿‍♀️

If it's a work from home day, I've only been awake 7 minutes

so yes, I need breakfast first, but then we can talk

It's currently 8:36 am here and I'm having second breakfast.

When your kid wakes you up at 5 am every day, 9 am is 1/4 of the way through your day!

Have you heard about second lunch?

Also is 13:37 too late for breakfast?

That‘s what I call good timing.

Lunch beers?

Guys will do everything in order to skip breakfast in the morning.

They call that breakfast

Me reading this at 8:38 AM local time and wondering the same question

Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?

It’s lunch o’clock somewhere.

Food is food. After a night shift I'm having dinner and will BBQ at 6 AM. I do get weird looks from neighbors, but that's just fun.

Nah mate. Lunch starts at roughly 6pm

Lunch hits different that early in the morning. I swear it's better.

Canadians disagree

No if it's the first lunch!