drolex @ drolex @sopuli.xyz

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Yeah Paris is shit

Why do you think the best scientists in the world gathered and invented the all-day English breakfast?

I prefer the soothing "you're being hysterical"

No that's Alf. You're thinking of a fantasy race with pointy ears.

ending a war in the Middle East

Got a source for that?

I've heard that she took a job as an evil goddess of death and destruction for a year to get in the role.

Not so cunning, Mr. Linguist?

Zimbabwe obviously 🇿🇲 ah fuck

Humans, you claim you don't want to be fed to crabs. Yet you don't have a shell or claws to defend yourselves and you are soft and delicious. Curious.

-- Turning Point Crab

He's a disgrace. Still classifying Rhinantus minor in the Scrophulariaceae instead of Orobanchaceae after APGIII. Smh.

'Butterflies with bat wings feeding on dwarf mammoths' now a thing in my mind

What did they eat? Or was it only caterpillars eating and butterflies fucking everywhere? Man the Permian was freaky.

Also why are they not 2 metres wide? Disappointing.

Carnivorous plants need to attract insects to feed AND to reproduce. Of course they don't want to eat the pollinators so they usually have flowers with long stems

Well obviously you try to fuck the fish first, but it doesn't give anything so you try the next best thing.

Much peaceful. Very tranquillity

Nice try, Dubya

"2025: during the great war against the gays and windfarms, the president successfully strikes a masterful blow to his enemies by closing the twitter account of a Mars robot"

Thanks, reread in hi-res!

Don't sweat it, I'm French, too.