The Elder God
The Elder God
The Elder God
Coincidence. They just wait long enough until the previous war is out of the people's minds, or enough young people weren't even alive when it happened to do it again. And again. And again.
The politicians running the show and most of their voters are old enough to remember. Young people play less and less of a role in western politics.
Republican administrations.
it's not
How does this correlate with AC usage and oil prices
Haha, I like this one.
The Sun god demands more sacrifices
I've unironically come around to think that people worshipping the sun were not wrong
The sun's pretty awesome
It may as well be our God. Sun dies out ? No chance of life.
I've dabbled enough in paganism to confirm that worshiping nature and the sun is a hell of a lot more meaningful than making up shit about God and wearing special hats. Sure, we know what nature and the sun is, but it doesn't make it any less spectacular, or any less of a genuine creator before our very eyes.
Sun hat
Why not worship nature and wear special hats? Most of the witches I know do both.
I've said this for a few years as well. At least the sun is real. It provides life, it doesn't even kill very many people, definitely doesn't condemn anyone to an eternity of suffering.
I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate.
-George Carlin
The suffering of gingers in the sun is finite.
When Dawn Breaks would beg to differ.
"Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time... ... Dancin' in the desert, blowin' up the sun-shine..."
--System of a Down, "B.Y.O.B"
So all this time it was the suns fault, sending its war inducing sneezes at us
I'd call it a hypothesis, but it's interesting.
We have angered The Aten.
Edit: added The
Edit: added The
Come on, don't leave us hanging here. What did you add???
I'd buy you a beer for this one.
Chemtrails but it's the sun
TAK! TAK ALLAH! THE UNFORMED HEART!
I'm wondering if the leftists will actually believe this. They seem to latch onto every other meme that presents geopolitics as some overly simplistic pattern.
I think some on the right believes a major world war happens every 70 years (or something like that) and the pattern totally explains wars for centuries! Well as long you forget WWI and the Napoleonic wars happened....
Also I don't think "intervention" means what you think it means.
You will never be happy
Wee need to rescuee !CrappyCorrelations@lemm.ee from thee shutdown of its instancee!
I can put it on Mander if others want to hop on the mod team. @Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee ?
lemm.ee shutdown? Dawg what did I miss
lemm.ee is shutting down at the end of the month.
https://lemm.ee/post/65824884