MonkeMischief @ MonkeMischief @lemmy.today

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"Hwat in cornnashun!?"

It'd be great if all these things came up as suggestions for auto-complete whenever people searched him up.

Sounds like we should talk about it louder and get her some boxing lessons!

I'd be surprised if there wasn't a cartoony trapdoor in the Oval Office right in front of the desk, at this point.

Holy coconuts it REALLY DOES! That's some weapons grade level snark right here LOL. Wow that "controversies" section...

Honestly great move to immortalize when fascist strongmen act "weird" and embarass themselves to the world by sharing their true thoughts.

I thought Link Time Optimization usually involved at least an ocarina...

From the genius and his whipped minions that brought you MechaHitler after some "fixes and improvements"...

...Comes the same AI that offers to "fix your code."

Wow. Simply astounding. A magnificent feat indeed, to waste so many finite precious resources over such garbage.

Kindly Ctrl+A and shift-delete "All your code files", sir.

It hasn’t been this hard for Americans to find work since 2021

And before that, 2020, and before that, 2012, and before that, 2008, and before that. . . .

I suspect the system is designed this way, to put people in a near-permanent cutthroat burnout-hustle state of sheer desperation for anything even resembling stability.

It also keeps the working class as a whole scattered and inwardly conflicted, so they don't mass up against their masters.

Believe it or not, mathematics majors who didn't put "engineer" on their resume. :(

(This is a joke not meant to insult anybody, aside from whomever is responsible for this "degree market value" idea.)

In fact, only the strongest and most ruthless fruits and vegetables are selected to be enforcers.

So hey, remember all those Libertarian fringe types that were like "Rararar FEMA DEATH CAMPS!! THEY'RE A'BUILDIN 'EM!! An' they're gon' stick teh poor an' disagreein' U.S Citizens in there! Black bag kidnappings by the government!"

...So... interesting how they're shutting down the actually-useful FEMA but...now that they're building literal death camps...and kidnapping U.S citizens to drop in there for inexplicable reasons...where's all that energy? That outrage?

...Just asking...

...with little scrutiny of Saudis, says Amnesty

It's crazy how once one authoritarian regime starts getting rowdy, a bunch of others start doing horrible things too.

It's like they plan to act on their most evil plans in the chaos of everybody else popping off, so that the world's eyes are left spinning on which atrocity needs to be focused on first, and their particular crimes against humanity get very little individual attention.

I would love to see the results of a survey like:

"Well it won't happen to me because _________"

policies risks alienating millions...

No. Already HAS. Nobody wants to come here. International entertainers cancelled their shows. Tourists aren't interested in being harassed and detained. You scared them all off. Good job, absolute genius. It's done. He broke it. It's broken.

("THIS. IS AN EX...PARROT! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!")

The media is always saying "risks" lately because they don't want to be directly accustory of the regime and get attacked for it.

It's already bad. We're already in deep shit. At this point everything saying "risking" disaster is like "Okay I'll let you off with like 16 or maybe 17 more warnings and THEN you'll be seein some consequences there, mister!"

The media should be holding them accountable. They should fear accurate reporting of their innumerable and heinous sins.

This light-handed reporting lulls masses into false hope that all the international betrayal could all be fixed with a simple change of heart, and it doesn't hold the perpe-traitors to account for backstabbing and literally killing innocent people the world over, at home and abroad.

Your integrity and commitment to transparency and truth is most honorable and appreciated.

Thank you for the update and for being a shining example the rest of us should follow. Stay safe out there. <3

Well said. Username checks out. Stay loud, my friend! ✊

Do they think it's full of supervillains or something?

Remember, with these types, every accusation is a confession.

EDIT - clarification: They're attributing nasty supervillain weather-control powers to the "Libs" because, were they themselves in possession of such abilities, they'd gladly use them in such terrible ways.

If they're gonna roll over for armed kidnappers inflicting political violence and dragging away U.S Citizens, yeah, how does that bring any order to chaos? Whom do they "serve and protect"? How's that possibly encourage "public safety"?

What's the point of the organization besides hoovering up tax dollars to step aside for bullies?

I realize these are all rhetorical questions lol...

"It's not kidnapping when WE do it...it's...forcibly taking people against their will to a undisclosed secondary location under indefinite false imprisonment. TOTALLY different!"