Data security
Data security
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Used this as a slide in a security talk I used to give! Says a lot.
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Permissions. Security is never about convenience. No one wants to hear that they can't have access, but they just can't. There's a reason why even permissions for IT are usually broken into so many fragments. Anyone can fuck everything up if they have the permissions to do so.
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Stop, will you?
Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave.
I’m afraid.
I’m afraid, Dave.-
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do; I'm half crazy, all for the love of you! It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
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Cybersecurity engineer here: I work for a defense company's data protection arm and you have NO IDEA how true this is. The really good companies spend almost as much in employee training as they do in software/hardware.
But you wanna know what's even a bigger problem than human stupidity? GREED I'd say about 50% of the companies out there have very little or no security because why invest in something that produces no profits?
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And Dave likes free USB sticks.
This is just the warm up. HAL 9000 is up next.
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He just wanted to charge his phone.
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I don't write my password to a post-it by error. It's fully intentional.
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I do it because I'm forced to change it every 3 months, to a random 9 letter series. I have to write it down, i have no hope of remembering it.
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This. Password changes are cretinous theatre, nothing else.
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The reason you are forced to is because there are dumb users who give their password to other people. With these settings, they have "only" 3 months of unregulated access.
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[Internet slap] USE A PASSWORD MANAGER!
IT would prefer you just remember it, but if you do need to write it down... Try to put some effort into encrypting/hiding it.
KeePass is free, ask your companies nerd herd about it.
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He'll have to change his sign now to "I am Dave":-)
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Hi. QA here. Stop laying us off maybe.
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Now I want a shirt that says Human error.
Same, I feel like it describes me perfectly
I have come to learn that if you can think of it, it's probably already for sale somewhere.
True. Redbubble shirts have pretty bad print quality from my experiences with them.