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4w ago

And if so, one or both?

And if one? How does one decide which?

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Yup, all three balls.
- Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...
  
  it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.
  
  Well, it's an average number.
- I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?
  
  Yeah probably, but your partner might think you're a bit crazy for doing that.
It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.
- Shit! That's how it works? I've been using a condom for each ball too! You've saved me so much money
- People just dont understand men's anatomy
  
  People just dont understand men's astrology
  (Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)
- Two moons?
  \ Four balls in the condom!
Only put the one you plan to use
- Not the one where the pee is stored.
  
  True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.
  
  I read once in an article (don't remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.
  In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia
You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.
- BOOOOYAH
  
  I'm about to go try this shit at home!
- Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.
I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee
- Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️
  
  Can I trust you 👉👈
Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.
- You putting icecream in there?!?!
  
  Yeah, it has nuts.
  \ I thought this was the topic of discission :).
  
  Cold hard f**k
Wait you guys have more than 1?
- Found the one ball wonder right here
- You have less than nine? Is it not supposed to be a veritable bunch of grapes down there?
I tried but the condom is too big
Not just the condom, also the vagina.
- Ew girls.
One condom for each ball.
- I try one for both (I'm eco friendly)
Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.
They go in and I mean in
If they fits, they sits.
I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.
- What is the rest of the recipe?
- Inbetweeners. Such a funny show I forgot about.
Are we supposed to put something else in?
- Your coin change.
- Sand
Makes it look bigger
Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.
- I've wore one before, but only one.
  it's been passed down in my family for generations.
- Damn Genghis
- That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.
- Me neither, but I would guess it makes it easier to insert the balls.
One for the frank and one for the beans
Only have one, so maybe?
Free cockring.

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