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saltnotsugar @ saltnotsugar @lemmy.world
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Biomimicry

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  • So you’re a termite?
    “…uhhh totally.”
    What do we like to eat?
    “Stuff and wood and junk.”
    Okay good enough.

    • How do you guys sleep?

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  • #5 sleeping dicks out like Winnie the Pooh.

    • The Dutch diet

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  • Let me tell ye lads, those Dutch have access to cheese that we could only dream of.

    • The start of Canada Day festivities

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  • Looks like it’s gonna be one awesome feast!

    • It's too hot to think of why or how

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  • It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.

    • loneliness rule

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  • Was homoemo before homoerectus?

    • Octopus. Any kind. Duh.

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  • Deep sea Jeff. Much like regular Jeff but he’s waaaaay down there.

    • IT BEGINS

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  • Tutant meenage neetle teetles!

    • Before/After. Meaux Street, Paris.

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  • Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.

    • Rules are arbitrary

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  • She’s my…accountant.

    • I am calling corporate!

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  • Hickory smoked boner.

    • Horses go brr

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  • APACHE DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES

    • Jurassic Squawk

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  • Goose: Hark! Lost is my mass, but look upon my fury and despair!

    • Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em

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  • Al is Arabic for “the,” “um” was because the scientist forgot what he wanted to say, “in” means inside, and “um” also means the scientist forgot what to say and likely ran away.

    • What the fuck

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  • A rare turbo pregnancy!

    • Tomorrow you wake up with the power of Superman for 48 hours, what's on your to do list?

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  • Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.

    • Keep scrolling

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    • And if so, one or both?

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  • You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

    • The real question is, which color?

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  • Lime Green Skittle Script:

    (Bond opens the ring)
    Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
    (Bond music opening)
    HE HAS A RING.
    A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
    FILLED WITH ONE.
    AND ONLY ONE.
    LIME GREEN SKITTLE.

    • mood

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  • Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.