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Caption this.

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Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.
- Somebody please make this porn
  
  Please...no
- Call Werner Herzog
Worse eye wash station ever
"Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls."
Also, why does the tip of the penis look like the mouth of a Graboid from Tremors?
- Uncircumcised
The team building games are getting too intense for me.
Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.
Cockeyed
"Dr. I.C. Weiner"
- Oh, crud!
Pain.
- Yes.
Cystoscopy
- TIL. Seems to be a rigid scope, so:
  Rigid cystoscope: These cystoscopes don’t bend. Your provider may pass instruments through the tube to perform biopsies or remove tumors. This cystoscope is usually only used with sedation or general anesthesia.
  Doesn't explain the other hand though.
  
  No, it doesn't. The surgeons I work with don't do prostate manipulation when they insert the scopes, but my guess is that it's a way to straighten out the urethra to assist with scope insertion in awake or lightly sedated patients (with local anaesthesia).
  Update: I ran into an actual urologist in the change room and showed him the diagram. He said the only time he would apply pressure like that is to improve the position of the prostate during a prostate resection, but not just to do a cystoscopy. I asked if this was more common during direct vision cystoscopy (using your eye to see down the scope rather than a camera unit as we do now), and he said he didn't think so but wasn't sure. This guy is not that far off retirement, so he's been around long enough to remember a lot of advances in technique and technology. I think this diagram belongs in a museum.
- True
- Bro I love Cryptopsy, their album None So Vile slays!
  
  Phobophile rules.
When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you
First date ideas
I C U P
Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”
Where’s Wally: The Movie
Tickle ding dong pickle
Seeing a sound
"OUCH"
Hard to change the channel on this tv
For the last time Bob, this is not how you use a bow and arrow.
"Your dick sounds pretty good to me."
I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.
Yup, that's 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can't see you pee, then it's more than 6".
Now cough.
- Shrunk faster than a gecko tongue
No homo
So that's were that weird smell is coming from.
EXSPERMINATE!
What I had done last year.
the sound and the fury
The Jizz-o-scope in use
This is why I got my ribs removed
- From experience I can say that it feels weird with a normal one too.
Sounds about right
He is staring down Shai-Hulud
Why should you stop the hot chick at crystals and astrology? This is where you end up and you may not like it when she takes you there.
Sniper MD
Boop!
Segs

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