Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.
“Have you eaten your veggies today?”
This spinach could’ve been an E-Mail
"I'm a plant" protocol?
These days it's more Spinach Mail Transfer Protocol
Edit after I saw the Popeye comment: Sailor Man Transport Protocol
OK I'll stop now.
Spinach Mail Accessioning Protocol.
This manager could've spinach email
Now do a Doom port…
I sit down to dinner and my salad emails me: "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
So my boss is an spinach now?
Always has been
Wow that's awesome
Popeye needs to stay up to date. You know?
But he's like their prime enemy. He eats them constantly.
Is this permaculture? 🦋
Just to finish out the post title.
For all my life, hold on.
There, that was going to bug me.
The two words at the end of that line are "oh Lord" not "hold on"
DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN!!!!!
Seriously I knew it didn't sound right but multiple Google results showed what I wrote so I figured I was remembering it incorrectly. Thanks for the correction.
Idk why I overlooked the comma, but I definitely read that like a pirate talking to his bidet.
“Have you eaten your veggies today?”