2mo ago

Shuwerin

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Who tf shadowbox in the shower
- TBH it’s the best way to make it competitive since you might slip and crack your skull open
  
  Best case scenario you regain your balance but throw your back out in the process.
No
- Why not? I don't do the shadowboxing part because my shower is tiny, but I definitely think about profound geopolitical issues while scrubbing myself
  
  All my good programming happens in the shower and then I forgot half of it once I'm out
  
  I don't.
  I think of invading the entire world and making a peaceful socialist utopia out of it.
  
  Geopolitical issues but not specifically industrial society
  Plus no one does shadowboxing in the shower I believe
More like 90% showering and 10% seeing how much water we can trap against our bodies to make the loudest sound when we drop it.
- Or how much water we can trap in the foreskin!
  
  I can honestly say I've never done that even though I have the required hardware to do so lol
Nah its mostly zoning out, before remembering I'm supposed to be cleansing myself.
I don't do any of those things.
- You dont even clean yourself?
  
  I bet you're one of those pervs who also shower naked
  
  Ew, no. Why would you clean yourself in the shower!?
  
  I mean, there's definitely been showers where I just sit in the steam. Especially when I lived alone.
I thought it was sitting curled up in a ball contemplating everything wrong with your life.
Shadow boxing is done in front of a mirror.
- Mirror in shower duh
- ☝️🤓 that would be reflection boxing, a different visual phenomenon
  
  Yourself in the mirror is referred to as your 'shadow' in this context.
I found the resonant frequency of my shower cabin and now all I do in there is hum surprisingly loud.
Not true. I sing loud in my highest vocal range.
- I don't understand how people can be so stupid about basic hygiene.
  Seriously, man or woman or whatever you are, wipe/wash your ass properly.

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