It was Steve
It was Steve
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Mr Boombastic
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All right
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Zigged. Should've zagged.
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Zoop! 👉😎👉
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Told ya so
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We got insurance?
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"humans make mistakes"
so many goddamn iNvEsTiGaTiOnS I have to write for work boil down to this
if you're too cheap to engineer out the possibility of human error, don't come crying to me, a human, about it
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Aren't those done to figure out how things happened so they could minimize the risk of it happening again? Someone made a mistake but what led to the mistake and what could be changed so that either this doesn't happen or when it does, it's not as bad.
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We're insured, right?
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Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
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4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
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Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
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- Hey, shit happens
- Could be worse
- Whoops, wrong gear
- Tesla Cyberforklifts, amirite?
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it wasn't me
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Ah, the Shaggy defense
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"I told you."
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We should unionize
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They're getting away!
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Saved the eggs.
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Damn thing broke
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I wasn't here
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It was loud
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Good luck Jim
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Front fell off
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This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
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I love you too, if only for this short moment where our gazes align. Soon we will drift apart, and you will forget me. I can only hope I’ve had an impact on you. Goodbye.
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Ruh roh raggy
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Oops, my bad
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Shelves buckled.
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You still have a free word!
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Overloaded.
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Nope that’s a forklift accident
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I fucking quit
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This osha violation
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What happened here?
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I'd guess someone reversed a forklift into one of the vertical shelf beams. These beams will carry a good amount of weight when that's only applied vertically.
But if you bend the beams with a forklift, or push them from the side (like when a neighboring shelf falls over), then they will fold under the weight pretty quickly.
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How about "is everyone ok"?
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See you tomorrow
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Not my problem
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"Pfff. Mondays, huh?"
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K I quit
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oops ididit again
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Get better racking.
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Shit. Is. fuuucked.
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Sue the engineer.
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Some shit broke
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Time to drink
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Fucken' hell, man!
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"resume generating event"
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Here's my resignation.
Either it's your fault, it's going to be your fault, or you're cleaning this up. Bottom line: there's a damn-near lethal amount of incompetence in the building and it's time to part ways.
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Not my problem
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Want a blowie?
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I'm outta here
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Were there any witnesses?
If not: blame the shelves "the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there"
Else: cop to it, I guess? Can't trust nobody in warehouse.
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Brian did it
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Bitch, what mess?
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And your managers name - Steve.
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"better start tidying"
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Tibor
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Are these trash?
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I don’t know
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Was anyone hurt? Those pallets can weight easily a few thousand pounds.
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shit got fucked
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@Stamets it tanked, boss!
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Did you see the mess that overnight left?
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Are you forkin' kidding me?
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Monster dot com
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J. F. C.
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It’s my first day
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It's my first*
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Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
I'd probably crawl under a corner of the pile and them "save" me. Or run.
...except Steve, but he's a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn't be counted.