7mo ago

This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty

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I need this mug. Imagine ice cold water on tap with this.
- Guys will see this and be like, "Hell yeah"
  
  I thought it was mostly women who got those ridiculous big mugs
- Bro that's a pitcher
  Edit: Listen here, you little shits 😂
  
  Yup, it's a pitcher of a man drinkin' ice cool water from a giant mug :D
  
  hmm what would a catcher drink out of
Is there a hydrohomies community? Because I think I found their mascot.
- I miss hydrohomies
  
  Here you go: !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml
- A few, but this is the only reasonably active one: !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml
Always need a 2L stein of Smirnoff Ice for the big speeches
Dude was doing so good passing as sober until he pulled out his omg-I’m-really-fucking-high water cup.
Okay, but it does look good. I don't even know if there's ice in there, but it looks crisp.
- IKR! It looks so goddamnn refreshing!
- It’s funny how the human brain works. I mean really, this could probably also be a luke-warm water with some rest of milk mixed into it, and yet nobody thinks of that
  
  No, you can see shinier sections where the condensation has been wiped off. This is a cold pitcher.
Pretty sure the carafe was meant to be shared and he could have poured some into a glass. Lol
- That's a beta move. Sigmas keep the carafe.
- My theory is that they forgot to put glasses, so he was like “fuck it, I'm thirsty now”
"Act natural, act natural, they can't tell you're nervous, just get a sip of water..."
"Just one gin and tonic tonight, I promise"
Blatantly flaunting his wealth
This guy DRINKS
It's just a really small guy. The microphones were taken from headsets.
- You beat me by one minute 😂
The pretzels were making him thirsty.
"Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large water?"
Dude borrowed my mug and still hasn't returned it.
You don't get it - it's the UN Ritual Mug, everyone has to take a sip and say some nonsense, it holds the society together!
Didn't Borat do this?
Boss move.
BIG Chugus
True hydrohomie

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