This map will hopefully clear up any further confusion.

maps without New Zealand

Here's another
- Wow, Russia is much smaller than I thought!
- I thought we gave Russia to Czechia

Love me some gravity falls. Also same

Northern Ireland is free!

Wales too, it just hasn't gotten very far away yet. Still bridges to Cornwall I guess...

Aye lads, we be Scottish now

The Old Firm is now between AC Milan and Inter.

Some how these maps always forget the Falkland Islands.

What do you mean? It's right there, at the Achilles' heel of the boot

It really bothers me that green is used for Wales instead of Ireland.

England should be white, Wales should be red and Ireland should be green. Only Scotland was coloured correctly.
Ireland needs to be orange
- It was the biggest mixup that you have ever seen.
  My father, he was orange and me mother, she was green.
We’re talking Northern Ireland as opposed to Ireland, although they do both exist on the island of Ireland. There’s no orange or green on the flag of Northern Ireland.

England's fashion sense seems to have gone up after wearing the nice red boot

Ah, a good laid out map. Now things are starting to make sense, more later.

Sardinia looks so lonely without Corsica.

Ahhh, I see... That makes sense.

Malta is the Isle of Man

This implies Padua is Edinburgh and Venice is Leith.

Venice is Leith.
Getting all the locals priced out due to rich people pushing up housing prices?
- That's basically what Venice is.
Lmao! In Paduas dreams maybe

Looked twice before I noticed, life was better then

As a stereotypical American, I thought Corsica was Northern Ireland and Sardinia was Ireland. Thanks for clearing up my confusion.

Where's South Ireland though

South Ireland? Let’s not reignite The Troubles with talk like that.
Corsica, except Corsica is a French department

!cartographyanarchy@lemm.ee

By Americans for Americans

But which one is the United British Isles?

I just call the whole thing "England". They've stolen and lost so much land over the years that it's impossible to keep track of where the borders are. If my ignorance of their petty land disputes offends them then maybe they shouldn't be arrogant cunts who rape cultures and denigrate the victims for centuries. We'd have more respect for you if you had more respect for us. Fuck em.

That sounds like a good way to end up with a broken pint glass in your face in Edinburgh, Belfast or Cardiff.
- Or London if you say that to someone with a similarly negative view of colonialism (most people)
  Don't generalise people from the UK like that, you only stoop to the same level as the colonialists by doing that
- Why would I spend any time in a country that hasn't walked on the moon?
Big whoosh
- Sorry to hear that
  A surprising number of adults struggle with reading comprehension. If there's people around you could ask one of them to read it for you
"Dear diary,"
Nothing wrong with wearing your ignorance as a badge of honour… it lets me know how edgy and cool you are.
- Who are you?