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8mo ago

"I never asked for this"

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Don't forget our man Jet!
- Man, I miss Cowboy Bebop. What an amazing anime.
  
  I bet someone could make a good live action adaptation. It’s too bad NO ONE has ever tried.
You may not like it, but this is peak male performance:
- This is a right arm
  
  its a mirror pic
oh come on. Women can't be so different that they don't want a badass prosthetic arm.
- Case in point, Noble-2
  
  And Billie Lurk from the Dishonored DLC!
Barrett and Tears of the Kingdom Link don't count because they have prosthetic right hands/arms.
- Finn too
  
  Finn didn't need a badass prosthetic left arm because the cure to male loneliness is Jake the Dog.
its the other way around. the loniliness leads to overuse which leads to the need for a prosthesis.
- Not to mention all four of these guys are pretty lonely. Except Big Boss, he kidnaps new friends when the old ones run out
  
  *Venom Snake
Yeah look at RoboCop he’s all prosthetic, never lonely
Don't think any of these characters are exactly role models.
- Running around the local grocery store with a cardboard box over my body so I can hide from other people isn't something to aspire to? Color me alert and shocked, at about 99.99% approximately.
- And one of them is brainwashed into thinking he’s someone else.
Makes The Stranger easier for sure…
It's figuratively cutting your ability to do evil from your body. Left hand evil, right hand good, it's why nuns used to get upset about left handedness.
- My dad was beat as a child by nuns for being left-handed. Now he writes with his right hand and does everything else with his left.
We need courses that teach males how to be men. Not the BS toxic stuff, but teach them how to be decent human beings in society.
Sekiro and Guts are about as not OK as you can get.
Or could go with Both arms
- Maybe also both legs?
  Insert crusty Anakin here
i was gonna mention Ash from Evil Dead but the chainsaw is his right arm.
- And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.
The permeant stranger
Maybe this isn't a good idea.
- What a weird game/premise.
  !That the arm was his wife was such a odd twist!<
Yeah your bionic left arm could also be your wife. So you'll never be alone
It worked for Finn
- Excuse me, that was Finn's right arm.
  
  Sorry, he’s almost always facing me
It doesn't seem like it could hurt, unless when masturbating.
- get a modular prosthetic where you can swap out the hand part with various extensions. With the right extensions, you'll be better off than the ppl with natural arms.
- Just get a bionic weiner while you're at it.
  
  I think I'd miss my old one
They might be into something
I'd personally prefer it to be my right arm but beggars can't be choosers.
Until suddenly, one day
I'm a righty myself
That's why it didn't work out for the dude in Texhnolyze, they replaced his right arm
Well, more like a symptom given these examples...
I've got a robot hand! https://youtu.be/wvpcsDQ-Jtw
Yes because then it feels like someone else is doing it to you
I'd want an robotic tentacle
No, it's the result.
I can't do it with a single hand, and I'm afraid I'll rip it of with my prosthetic hand.

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