11mo ago

Borderline criminal

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- I miss azumanga
Although filling an entire trunk full of peanut butter, let’s say 500kg worth (assume a 450 litre trunk and density of 1.1 kg/l according to Google), then adding all that weight over the rear axle would affect the handling and balance of the car, potentially making it dangerous and therefore illegal to drive.
So, it’s not actually that clear cut that it wouldn’t be illegal!
- That reminds me:
  My mom's from way out in the country. The first and only time she was stopped on suspicion of drunk driving was when she had an entire butchered pig from her parents in the back of her station car making it swerve.
  And that was less than 1/4 the weight of that peanut butter collection 😄
- Who is buying a car that can't safely transport 500kg of peanut butter at any given moment??? Come on people need that trunkbutt on the go
  
  Sorry for being american but 450 pounds in the trunk in my mirage made it drive considerably different.
  
  Most SUVs cannot handle the weight, let alone a car. A typical SUV will allow for 200-300 lbs in the trunk. At least according to the GVWR and with 2 passengers.
I like to imagine that it's not jars of peanut butter. Just raw peanut butter, sloshing around when it's warm.
- Shhhhhh. I can only get so erect.
I got a bunch of free Coca-Cola once, and some dude at taco bell overheard me say something about "all the coke I have in my trunk". He then tried to sell me some of his coke.
- Does someone with a trunk full of coke really need the taco bell guy's supply anyway?
  
  You would think that, if you’ve never used coke
- Oh, that's why people go to Taco Bell
  
  Either that or because it's a delicious treat
I fully expect a cop here might arrest you over that.
- Civil Asset Forfeiture is one hell of a drug.
  
  They would totally steal my hundreds of pounds of loose peanut butter.
  But I was thinking more along the lines of how the police have no legal requirements to know the law or what doesn’t violate it.
  
  Time to civil asset forfeit DEEZ (pea)NUTS
Is this peanut butter in little jars, big jars, bags, or just shoveled in like one giant trunk tub of creamy peanut butter?
- Plastic shopping bags, untied
  
  Oh so like how you stock up on gas when there's a shortage.
The real crime is creamy peanut butter
- If it was meant to be chunky it wouldn't be called butter
  Is the phrase "butter rough" or "butter smooth"?
  
  In Dutch it's called Peanut Cheese
  
  Hey, you can charge good money for a "butter rough".
- Only cavemen eat insufficiently crushed peanut butter.
- U like chunky normal butter?
  
  Butter with salt crystals is crunchy butter.
Now if it was crunchy peanut butter, I woulda accused the guy of being a pervert.
Cop: You a spoon, shovel, backhoe, or “all of the above plus some” kinda person?
- Whatever gets it in the hole the easiest. I prefer a douche bag and a thicc tube.
Second person next to a second car filled with milky chocolate: But hitting me was a crime.
I’m sorry, but this to me is same type of humor as those rage comics

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