In a loving way

Me an my boi Crunch Wrap are good with that.

Have a treat, Crunchy.

You leave Gordito out of this!

Ours:

Rocket (F) - Age 10

Keanu (M) - 8

Lorelei (F) - 2

Willow (F) - 4 months

They're all adorable!
Are the last two named after characters from "The Devil Came Through Here" trilogy?
- Lorelei:
  https://www.britannica.com/topic/Lorelei-German-legend
  Willow was my wife's choice, not sure where she got it.

chalupa do go hard though

My boy cat is called Rails because Ruby on Rails, my girl cat is called Sushi just because .

Soup... Tomato Soup

Whatever,

Crunchwrap Supreme is a great name. It's much easier to say than my fishes name:

Three doritos locos tacos supremes with a large Baja blast.

My daughter named her fish Sushi.
- My partner's parents had a pair of cows called Mince and Steak

my cat's true name is whatever I come up with in the moment

kitty/kitty-kat/itty bitty kitty
bungus
bungle
baby cat
snoozer/sleepyhead

Yup and the most important names, the ones that he responds to, are psp-psp-psp and ti-ti-ti.
My cat's name is Elliot because he's got a mustache like the Mr. Robot mask, but I call him Admiral Derpits, Mingus, Ferbles, or Murface the Furface on a Surface

Yeah my male cat was named Optimus Prime by the previous owner, and the female cat I got I named Nika, after the ancient Greek goddess Nike.

I have a female cat named Toph. She’s a Tortie. Very fitting character and cat breed.

Regretting calling my cat Persephone because I always have to spell it out to the vet reception over the phone.

Wait, is this just a trap to get our bank account security questions?

Mothers' maiden names are so crazy and random too, don't you think?
- Especially when that side is fresh from slavistan.

3 of our girl cats growing were named Shasta, Kahlua, and Sprite and one of the boys was named Orange Crush; all were named after drinks (and that time Dad sat on Crush).

tell crush I say meow
- I appreciate it, but Crush crossed the rainbow bridge a number of years ago (not because my dad sat on him) after a long and happy life

My girl cat was named GirlCat.

I tried, the wife said no. So I wear this name in my cats honor

Either way the cat thinks of him or herself as a divinity.

Hey! Boy cats also get names after video game characters. Just ask Mr Bubbles.

Momcat is named Alyx after the Half-Life character.
One of her daughters is named Junko, after the alpinist Junko Tabei because she climbs everywhere and is always the first one to jump onto new things
The other is named Spots because she has spots.

Dog is named cat. Cat is named dog!

My girl cat’s shortened name is bean, and I often call her black bean burrito (the other one’s food name is banana, because it rhymes with Rayla)

I'm not sure you understand how rhyming works

My cat Neth'Sin the Ethereal Tormentor laughs at your modern goddesses.

Enchirito does sound like a good name for a cat... 🤔

I love you, Beefy Crunch ❤️

And here I am giving my pets human names like a weirdo: Brody (dog), Chad (dog), Sasha (cat) & Erin (cat)

Wait till you see Augustus Magnus the cat And his brother Brutus Maximus the other cat
- Lucius Vorenus Catus approves!

I just named a cat that got dumped at my work Johnny. It's a girl cat. Oops.

Jonni now?
Joanie?

My cat is named Figaro after the cat from the animated Pinocchio film that he looks just like. My dog is named Ampix after a character who gets made fun of for his stupid name in a novel that my wife and I read.

It is as much of an honor to be named after Taco Bell items!

How is this so accurate?

We never thought about it, but of our three cats, the girls are named after a goddess and an empress, while the boy cat is named after a Starbucks menu item.

Some of us name our boy cats after Arby's menu items. That's how Double Roast Beef Sandwich got his name.

Mmmmm, I do miss the Enchirito

Whatever naming convention works for you Danny, so long as you heed your masters’ call.

My cats are named after a tattoo, an encoding system and a movie character.

Tramp, ASCII and Neo?
- Heh, good guesses.
  Maze (because I have a maze, actually a labyrinth, tattooed on my back and she's stripey).
  Hex (short for hexadecimal, but the pagans I used to date preferred to think otherwise).
  Ripley (you can probably extrapolate for this one).
  edit: line breaks.
Ah, the Elon Musk children naming system.

I know a boy cat named Apollo

Our girl cat is named Maki because she's small. Girls get food names too.

My kitty Athena agrees. My kitty Nova does not (both girls). But the mentality is the same: respectable names that convey greatness. Because they fucking rock.

I think Dweezil suits her just fine.

my girl cat is named after a song about cigarettes

one of my girl cats is named after a song about cigarettes, the other named after a video game tribe