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I don't know what I've done to deserve this, but I seem to do it a lot

At my job, I quite often see "Monday, Wednesday, Friday" abbreviated to MWF.

I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

It's just an unending cycle of collecting rings and then losing them all when something comes out of nowhere and knocks you on your ass.

Now that I think about it, making them rings was kind of a heavy-handed choice..

God, that must be so embarrassing

But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis????

If her friends don't cum- and if they don't cum- well they're no friends of mine

I relate to the baby that was apparently too ugly to eat

Damn, people just straight-up don't care about the content of an image if they see an opportunity to go on a tangent.

I wonder how ridiculous you have to make the text- paired with a pictograph of a problematic take like the original for this one- before people realize it's not actually repeating the original sentiment or even saying anything at all

Ween is a giant circle around the entire graph that's too large to be depicted here

I don't know why, but I really love the idea of representing Millenials as Shrek and Gen Z as Donkey, and that's how I'm gonna see us from now on.

You guys have fun fuckin' that dragon. I'm gonna go angrily bathe in my filth pool. ❤️

Hell yeah, rip 'em all day (when the setting is appropriate to do so)

Nah, these aren't dongs. They're definitely uteran, in honor of Women's History Month!

Ughhh, I hate ingesting stimulants and sitting at computer at work >:(

I wish I could ingest stimulants and sit at computer at home :)

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

And, if my understanding of how everything that ends up following dystopian fiction only seems to get the dullest parts of it is true, it means we won't even get a cool song to sing :\

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything

Abridged version

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"

The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You've now saved $500, congratulations!