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TheArstaInventor @lemmy.world

12mo ago

What's the men's version of Victoria's Secret?

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To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria's Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.
So... Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.
- Calvin Klein was my answer, too.
victor's secret
- Bi men, for men.
  
  For men, bi men.
- Victor's unsolicited dick pics
  
  Victor, you are a very unattractive man
- Jah, no more dog food for Victor tonight...
These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.
Here are two options for you:
https://bodyaware.com/
https://2xist.com/
- It's not a real Victoria's Secret alternative unless it's mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small
  Otherwise it's just sparkling secret
- Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page... Glorious.
  
  Oh my goodness, is that man's house made out of stairs!
  
  The fully body blue thingy?
- Thank you fellow queer
- My wife approves.
- thanks, you've given little gay me something to ogle at
Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It's okay.
- I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.
  
  They have a fat section now
- Happy Cake Day!
  
  Thanks!
It's obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don't think about it too deep. I'm assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.
Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women's clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.
- I love my meundies. My favorite underwear
I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria's Secret IS the men's version lol
Bad Dragon
- I need you to know, you may have just unlocked a new fetish for me. 😳
- was about to comment that. glad someone beat me to it.
- Not an answer I was expecting, but one I'm glad to see
Victor's Clandestine Closet
Harbor freight
Home Depot
Ace Hardware?
Cabellas
- I was going to say Orvis, but yeah.
Barry's sack'o'balls
NAPA Auto Parts
https://bananahammockworld.com/
- Yeah, that link's gonna stay unclicked for me.
  
  Coward!
  
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  The right banana hammock will make heads turn wherever you go. We all have our own personal style and taste on what we think looks great. To make your decision easier, we have created the ultimate comparison chart so you can easily find the best mens underwear currently available. Whether you are looking for an edgy gift or something for yourself, we’re here to help you find the best solution.
  Smuggle budgies for your partner, haha.
- There's literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.
  He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.
  
  LoL, that was a good one, for sure. Would def. get a laugh, which is most of the way there.
- Didn't Borat wear one of these? Edit: yes, just realized it's part of the hyperlink, lol.
  https://www.bananahammockworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Borat-Banana-Hammock-Mankini-205x300.png
- I tried some of the links from that page, and only got Amazon 'page not found'.
  
  Sorry to hear that! I didn't get that far in my research.
Unfortunately, Victoria's Secret is the men's version of Victoria's Secret.
The gym
- Best I can do is Magic Mike. Can't think of any men's clothes brand that targets women with its advertising, let alone an underwear brand.
Victoria’s Secret
Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit
(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)
- Best I can do is male pattern baldness.
Andrew Christian
I don't know how to think about this, if a Victoria's Secret catalog arrives in our mailbox, I hand it to my husband to peruse. Like extremely softcore porn? I don't think it's for me.
So if you are asking about menswear for a female gaze? Hmm. Maybe the athletic wear catalogs. So like Under Armour website has all these hot male athletes as models, someplace like that.
- Something similar would not be equivalent though. I can't claim to speak for all of womankind, but I don't know personally any woman who finds fancy underwear sexy on men. I was thinking the point of Victoria's Secret is underwear men find sexy on women, that's kind of their whole schtick.
Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women's clothing as well.
Anyway, I don't know if there's really "men's lingerie", and if there really isn't.... Well, what a disappointment.
- There is, trying to find it again.
  Edit: I don't think this is what I was thinking of, but here: https://www.candymanfashion.com/
Harbor Freight
The various protein powder they sell to "athlete"
- Haha I think this one got it. Got to think about different... Like a man would 🫢
Uniqlo
Saxx
REI
I've seen it. I can't find what I was remembering now.
There was a Reddit thread where OP was trying to identify a one-leg male thong his gay roommate left on the floor, I think that counts.
For some men, a fursuit. Provided they have a fursona.

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