A bad influence

Who tf thought I'd ever want to edit a spreadsheet in a chat application anyway?

If only that would be the worst. Someone over at M$ had the glorious idea to set up a different admin center for every fucking thing. Sometimes they interconnect, sometimes you can edit user in several admin centers, some things you can only edit in a particular one. You're searching for specific settings over and over. And if that dumpster fire of bullshittery isn't enough they randomly change the naming of everything or the position of menus without any apparent reason. So the knowledge you gained where certain settings goes to waste and you have to start all over again. Damn you Microsoft. If I'll ever find out who's responsible for that shit I'll cut your head off and shit down your neck.
Edit: Just take a look at msportals.io to see how bad it has gotten. For my daily business I need several of M365 and Azure IT Admin portals. I hate it. I fucking hate it.
- If that's not shit enough, they also keep renaming and completely overhauling those portals again and again.
- You forgot about the few random settings that can only be changed with powershell for some reason!
- The only admin portal I’ve encountered that is more circular used to be Duo. That seems to have improved since, but I used to spend 40m trying to find an essential section and looping through links without getting there.
all that different from Discord? – people trying to use a proprietary chatroom for everything from support to wiki to knowledge base to documentation …
- I can hate two things at once. You act like it's hard.
Don’t get me started. Monthly scorecards that are mandated to be distributed via Teams, but you can’t embed files in that sheet, otherwise Teams shits the bed.
Also, who would ever want to adjust volume levels for individual speakers? Every huddle is fucking torture.
Yet, I can't point/draw on the screen somebody shares (at least on Mac)
- Or share only part of my screen. Very annoying since I only have a 5k2 ultrawide and a 4k in portrait. Regardless of which one I share, no one can read it. I have to switch the entire screen to some crappy low resolution so others can see what I'm doing.
  Such a basic feature.
The point is to allow people to read and edit files without being able to download and take off with it.

I haaaate Teams. Worst thing ever to happen to workplace productivity. And (unless this has been fixed since I retired) chat history isn't persistent past 6 months so you lose your proof of what was discussed, unlike email.

unlike email.
Once worked a job in the financial sector, they enforced all Outlook clients to purge emails 3 months old AND disabled all of outlooks built-in archival tools...
Those bitches didn't disable VBA though, so I built my own Outlook archival tool all in VBA complete with an sqlite DB and a UI. Ironically, it was more stable and less susceptible to corruption than outlooks own tools lolol
- That policy sounds like destruction of evidence before it's legally considered to be evidence.
To me, this is its biggest flaw. You can't scroll back in chats very far, but you can search for lines further back. However in a truly spectacular display of uselessness, the search only returns the chat bubble you searched for, with no surrounding context.
- oh my god this drives me absolutely nuts when I'm looking for help I received months ago and distinctly remember enough to put into a search bar but can't go back to the actual conversation... even though it is clearly saved somewhere since it still comes up in search!!!
unlike email
Yeah, that’s unfortunately a thing, too. It’s the one size fits all solution to data protection and security. Made by people who like to make their own life easier, no matter the cost to everyone else. The GDPR does not allow us to store personal data indefinitely without reason, so let’s automatically delete every email without exception, no matter if it is still for an ongoing project or not.
The chat history is the big one for me. It’s not even that it’s not persistent; I’d be fine if it just purged all messages after a set period. The problem is that it seems to selectively purge some messages but keep others. Makes me feel like I’m crazy when I go back and try to find something that I know I sent a while ago, but there’s just a gap.
- That's probably some kind of data policies that your company has put in place. Default teams chat history is forever.
Chat history is forever by default and has been for years so far as I know, anything else is a company policy. People don't appreciate how much control their company has over the experience.

Haha, funny. But I actually know the lead developer behind Teams.

It's Microsoft Copilot.

We should have killed Clippy in the 00s
- Clippy kept the real madness at bay. Without his presence we are lost.
Makes sense

I don't even know man. I used to click a teams link and teams would pop up. Now a splash screen for "new" teams comes up and none of my programmable mouse shortcuts work and it seems like sometimes it launches through a browser, other times it doesn't. I have personal and two work accounts which makes things complex too.

Edit; oh, and if I click on teams icon it says do you want to use "new teams" or "classic teams"? If I click on classic a brief screen pops up and in small print it says classic teams died in March of 2023 - Rip. Then the whole app just shuts down. It feels very amateur.

I genuinely would love an opportunity to scream at the people who decided to release new versions of teams and outlook.
- I have yet to find anything at all better about "new" Outlook. The fact that I can't scroll through my calendar anymore is maddening.
  May they step on a Lego barefooted in the middle of the night.
Apparently the prompt for asking is triggered because the "new" version is a different executable than the shortcut you're using is pointing to. So you could fix that by creating a new shortcut.
Another fix would be to get rid of Teams, but when you're on a corporate license there's not much we can do about that
god you'd think these fly by night open source hippies would commit to their ideals a little more, you know? the only real option is paid software maintained by full time employees who get fucking paychecks. nothing else is ever gonna work outside of your weird Foss imagination land.

Honestly, I think that anyone who is this angry about Microsoft products needs to spend some time working with the types of industrial software that makes the manufacturing world go round. Just to get some perspective on what truly God awful software actually looks like.

don’t forget all the crapware foisted off on small businesses – point-of-sale systems designed for Windows XP and the company’s gone belly-up but you can’t switch because all of the company data is locked in – manufacturing hardware with proprietary EISA cards and drivers for Windows 98 and there’s not enough installs to justify reverse engineering …
Yummy visual basic apps that have been dragged into the modern era kicking and screaming
My brother in Christ, IRC is a better tool.
Microsoft is failing to meet minimum standards of usability that has existed since the 80s
- I'm talking software/firmware in general, not just chat clients/protocols. As I said, you seem to need some perspective.
I've used fully functional chat applications, and I've used Microsoft Teams.
Teams is so bad it seems intentional
- Everything is relative. Teams is a shining beacon of competency when compared to a lot of the utter shit software and firmware that I end up having to deal with.
Seriously. It’s not even the worst videoconferencing/chat tool, let alone all the other industries that thrive on barely usable software. Healthcare software, for example.
If software gets worse than teams, I'd find a new industry

I once worked for an organization that maintained a 10+ year old single excel file with no discernable backups for regulatory data.

The bar is low.

I once got called in to diagnose why it took 5 minutes to open up a single Excel file. The PC itself was a little dated and underpowered, but the file size was huuuge...like hundreds of MB.
It finally opened. There was ugly table-formatting...to the entire spreadsheet. Colored cell borders, alternating background fill, text and font formatting applied to every single cell; columns A-IV and rows 1-65,536. I pointed that out and said the only way to fix is start a new one and not apply the formatting, or to try and remove it from all the cells. She outright refused because she liked the way it was. So I left, and she went back to looking at pictures of her cats
- You should've just downloaded some more RAM for her.
- Close. Each employee had a tab.
I had a client as of a couple of years ago with a custom fronted software build on top of an access mdb database running on windows 98 continuously since 2000. They had been backing it up onto a 18 year old 1GB flash drive every night for years. Their interest was exactly zero in upgrading to anything newer.

Every update, some thing breaks. The "new" Teams does not work well with the microphone on my work laptop, I've had to resort to using headphones. The interface just sucks too. I hate that the left pane auto-hides now. So inconvenient. It's not just Teams too. Every part of Office has broken for us during previous updates. I miss the times when Windows was just an OS for the most part and MS was not trying hard to be Apple.

Web based teams has worked better than app based teams for years on all of my computers. I haven't touched the app in a long time at this point because i just gave up on it.

Trying to share a video, a website, or ANYTHING visual on this stupid trash app is horrible. It shares at like 3 frames per second.

Apparently it works decent for us most of the time… if you give it a full minute to do… idk what… but it smoothes out eventually

Microsoft Teams is proof that there is no god

It's proof that there is, god is evil.
A coworker of mine said this once:
"I wasn't a religious man until I joined IT. If something as evil as a printer exists, then the opposite must as well."
Printer and Microsoft can be interchangeable.

Wait wait wait.. Are we talking about teams or "new teams"?

Am I the only one on Lemmy who uses Teams every day and basically has no issues? It’s not perfect, but I much prefer it over SfB, Lync, G2M, WebEx, Zoom & RingCentral.

I feel like people who hate Teams never had to suffer through Skype for Business, which truly was one of the worst pieces of software I’ve ever used in my life. It used the layout engine from WORD to render chat windows. It had an unsynchronized mobile client that 9/10 never received messages unless it was open while the person sent it. It was hell.

Most of Teams’ problems stem from it being an Electron app that aggressively caches everything, which new Teams actually solves so I’m pretty happy with it. I also have to support users of it for our org too, so I don’t just use it constantly I also have to fix it if it breaks, so it’s not just lack of awareness of common issues.

It is lack of awareness, the users don't report most problems to you. If they did, you wouldn't have time to do anything but read the problems. I don't report to IT every bug that annoys me in teams, because they can't do shit about it and it would take hours for me to list them

I don't think people realize how much corporate policies affect their Teams experience. A lot of complaints I hear are not things I see in my experience because our Teams isn't strangled by corporate policies.

Vanilla teams is a a stinking pile of shit. Corporate policies just add a bit of bonus nuclear waste to that.
Wow, no, fuck no. Is there a corporate policy that makes this piece of shit intentionally buggy? For months I've had a blank white window on Mac that remains the whole time I use the app. Generally, not one feature of the app works without some kind of glitch or 5. Emojis are fucking broken half the time... Because that's a complicated totally unsolved problem across the industry /s
What exactly are you using? It's definitely not teams if you think it's a passable app. I've said it's alpha software because that's absolutely what it's always felt like to me. It's gotten 10% better in the 3 years I've used it. One of the worst apps of all time.
- Not who you're responding to, but Teams works great in my office. I don't love the UI, but it's not buggy at all.
  Maybe it's a Mac thing?

Using Teams always reminds me that Microsoft bought Skype for billions, ruined it and developed a shifty replacement.

Microsoft Lync
Skype
Microsoft Skype for Business
Microsoft Teams
A small subset of people seem to be really good at driving companies into the ground. It's like a special skill

I just want to find whomever decided to write teams in electron, and punch them straight in their genitals.

Seriously, fuck that app.

What's wrong with Electron?
- My problem isn't so much with electron, it's more with teams being run on electron. Out of all of the office (or related) applications, as far as I'm aware, teams is the only electron app, and it's the only one with the kind of problems it gets.
  I can run Outlook or Excel for months and nothing goes wrong. The other day, I ran teams for more than 24 straight hours (not doing anything other than chatting, and the occasional maybe 30m video meeting, or 15 minute call), and when I joined a video meeting, it ran like complete garbage. It was choppy and jittery. Just really bad. The fix was to close teams and reopen it.
  That's why I don't like electron. It's the only ms office related app that uses electron that I know of, and it's also the only one that I know of which needs regular maintenance (by shutting it down, and starting it up again) in order to function correctly.

My browser said it wasn’t installed when I tried to join a meeting. It was. 10/10

Why has Teams for GNU/Linux been discontinued, you bastard?

(yes, there's an unofficial client thankfully)

(which you're not allowed to use, depending on company policy)
- isn't it literally just a wrapper around the browser version? don't see how browser usage might be allowed but not this

I have a small business and we all work from home. Teams is amazing for remote working. Great for chatting, sharing screens and remote controlling another computer. Don't know why it's getting so much hate.

Because it's objectively worse than every major alternative while being absurdly resource intensive. Just watching it struggle feels like the punchline to a very dry & tragically unfunny joke

Old man: "So my daughter says you are tech guy?"

Young man: "I am tech guy for thing you don't like"

Old man: "I am going to kill you now."

-this image macro and all future permutations transcribed simultaneously by lemming-to-normie translation AI

my proverbial non existent children, will not be having any sort of relations with anybody who develops cringe and unfunny closed sourced software, no sir, not in my household.

zoom is the best one except for the weirdly horrible chat feature

Honestly though, its not the developers fault. 100% they are being told what to prioritize working on, and I'm certain its exclusively business facing improvements. Microsoft only cares about making the package of features they provide look sexy to the people who would be pulling the trigger on bringing Teams to their office, not the people who actually have to use it.

Sadly this is just the way capitalism works, short term thinking, sacrifice the product for the sales, and then 5 years down the road wonder where it all went wrong; or monopolize the market and pay congress to pull the ladder up behind you.

Microsoft has become really effective at developing malware like Windows, edge, teams, etc and selling it to corporations to spy on employees and contractors

there's plenty to hate on Ms for, but oddly, teams doesn't trigger me.

skype is best.