As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

Speaking skills - 0

Sword and shield skills - 100

You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn't hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

You're finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won't let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can't quite make it. It's in the blood.

Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you're the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.

Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it's more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.

you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events

Tattooed rooftop parkour delivery person saves sister.

Ooh, look at this beautiful vast open world! Let's go explo-YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

YOU DIED

Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics

Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine' by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.

You're an alien frog archaeologist that launches themself into space in a rocket jerry-rigged out of wood and ancient alien goat-person tech. After dying repeatedly in several excruciating and brutal ways you learn to embrace death.

The little man, underpaid and under-equipped, does grind work for big corpo. Beer is the only reward.

italian plumber crushing turts

You take your big sticky balls,rub them all over the world, and show off the results to a your daddy in tights.

Guys, I have the best idea - guys! I hav- Guys! Best Idea! - I have the best idea ever! Guys! Listen! We'll put 64 huge rockets on a tiny pod and then forget to add parachutes. Brilliant.

a gun that makes holes

not bullet holes

You're looking for a gun. A gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes.

Cowboy gets convinced to do one more job every time...

I can't tell you anything about it you just have to play it.

speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

Your parents have a disgusting basement, and crying is an effective weapon against fillicide.

I married my cousin, had an affair with my sister and then joined a religious sect that requires me to be naked all the time.

Incompetent engineer arrives to work late, botches an experiment, and ends up ripping a hole in the universe to a world full of "creatures". He then mercilessly murders the scared creatures while sabotaging efforts by security forces, and an elderly man in a suit, to resolve the situation.

Your caretaker offers you cake so you kill her. Twice.

Groups of people fight over gravel

That one with all the dragons. You know the one, buM bada bum bada dum dum dum, ohhh OHHHH, BUM BADABUM.

Fall really far a lot. Stick sticks to big sticks. Throw fruit to avoid confrontation. Frequent fashion changes. Still can’t pet dogs.

You're supposed to be looking for your kidnapped son, but that's kinda hard in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Might as well just do whatever you want and hopefully run into him ¯(ツ)/¯

You eat stuff while ghosts try to kill you.

Experience xenophobia as a lizard-person in a racism simulator

A man gets a scam letter and decides to figure out why he is being catfished.

You wake up in a quarrantine zone. Despite having no medical qualifications, you need to cure a global pandemic before you are permitted to leave.

If you manage to succeed, your reward is your life saved and then more debt than you can hope to repay in a thousand lifetimes when you leave quarrantine.

You pull animal-like creatures from their natural habitats to make them fight each other in a way that they somehow consent, in a franchise that systematically weeds out the good ideas from each game while retaining the bad ones.

You settle a dispute between two snakes who can't agree on whether or not to turn off the light. Not as many swamp levels as the sequels.

Keep burning to death over and over again as you desperately try to gather knowledge of previous civilizations in order to save(?) the universe.

It would have been easier to just fix the crashed ship than to build a whole factory to make a new one

Person and person and person don't like other person. The person and person and person work Make other person no have place. Make big word. Person big word person big word other person big word other person.

Make big mad. Many time. Person say big word person. Some person make no person. Make finish person and person and person big no happy, maybe big happy. Make big finish.

Inspired by person do thing

You try to keep smiley faces from turning red until cats inevitably make your game run at 0.2 FPS.

You're a disenfranchised spacefaring race perpetually performing an, ultimately, menial task in an extremely hostile and dangerous environment. You only exist to create wealth for the company, at the expense of your health and wellbeing. Personal relationships are fleeting as you only interact with strangers you are randomly teamed up with to complete a job at which the company has neither adequately trained or equipped you to do well. Climbing the social ladder in your community is a function of finding ways to more efficiently extract resources from a ripe planet unable to sufficiently defend itself from your advanced technology.

I don't think I followed your prompt, but I got carried a way.

Very, very flat people open a very, very old door.

You are the Janitor's assistant.

You leave every single room looking like a literal tornado passed through.

You are, in all probability, the best assistant the janitor has had.

This displeases some of the higher-ups, but they don't seem to be able to do anything to stop you or the janitor.

Another game: God is about to die literally any minute now, but it's probably fine because God is really, really, really fast.

Just trying to live my life and get with big tiddied Cleopatra. Gandhi comes over and cock blocks me with nukes. That's all right though, my Giant Death Robot is teabagging Delhi right now while I launch a satellite. - Abe Lincoln

Young scientist with a PhD fucks up scientific experiment

Man leaves gang, teaches dominatrix how to do her job, gets really good at dancing and finds his love for slot car racing.

Five assholes, four idiots, and then there's me.

Keep doing the same damn show over and over, the definition of insanity.

Might refer to more games than one, but just let it be.

Because anyway, you eventually lose your humanity.

You see an alien peeking around a corner. You know to have a 99% hit chance. You miss.

A girl relies in old emails, social media posts and obsolete sites to understand the reality of the world and avoid murderbots' attempts to destroy everybody.

A farmer coughs in your face, and then you slowly get sick and eventually die.

You play as a mailman who for some reason is asked by every faction to fight on their side of the war.

I'm looking for a gun that makes holes, but not bullet holes. You'll figure it out.

Commit genocide and destroy the environment for fun and profit!

get things; make things;

Smug accelerating rodent and company gaze on in horror as a mad scientst pisses on the moon.

In a world full of robots you live your live in the wilds until your stepdad gets killed and all of a sudden all these religious tribes around you want you to save humanity.

Just to quote a claasic:

"Blah blah blah, Mr. Freeman"

You form a group consisting exclusively of mentally ill folks and embark on a journey trying to genocide tadpoles.

You get stranded on an alien planet and in the process of trying to get home you get distracted with destroying the planets resources and native population

I'm a pretty strange dad with coordination issues.

Worker that wants to unionize destroys all his company's shit with a hammer.

fetishized well dressed fleshsteel interdemensional abominations commit intergalactic genocide at the behest of their flower based mother figure.

experience storytelling featuring family values, political commentary, and conversations with an actual wall!

moon's haunted

You take getting shot in the face very personally and end up deciding the fate of an entire metropolitan area. There is also sand everywhere.

I dig hole to protect myself.

Basically 3D Galaga with furries.

You spend hundreds of hours gaining XP in a skill you'll never actually use

You attack a tree, then make tools to attack things even better. You need to now attack dirt and then stone to make better tools. After that, you can attack more stone in hopes of finding valuables. When you find blue thing, you can attack solid cola, and make a rectangle, then curse it by lighting it on fire. Now you agree in hell. You should be proud of yourself. Now you can attack fires with your tools, or if you collected snowballs before, you can also torture them. When they die, you pull out their penis, break them to make fire-thing. Then kill living magmas, and then extract their magma that was inside them, and make it into magma balls. After that, you can kill tall black people, and collect their balls. Then you can merge the fiery-things, the magma balls, and the black people's balls to make some eyeballs. You can then throw the eyeballs (one at a time), and follow them until they fall down where you stand. Then you can start attacking dirt and stone again, until you get into an underground house. Find a room that has a rectangle made from the eyeball's material, go there, and put the remaining eyeballs there, but look out for gray bugs! Now you get to the void on a floating solic cola, then use the stone you attacked to go to another floating thing that is made of solid pee. You should see big dragon. If you made bows, you can start shooting, and when big dragon is down, you can also attack it with a sword. But beware! Big dragon can also fuck you over, and shoot you out of the void into space. If you managed to destroy big dragon, at the center of the pee island, you should see cola spawn inside solid cola. Just jump in there, and you beat the game!

There is a box. It's a very old box. It might have a thing in it. Everyone tells you to not open it. The game tells you to not open it. You probably opened it on your first playthrough.

Horse armor.

A russian dude with schizophrenia is stuck in the subway

Go spelunking and become immune to nearly all forms of damage, only to step on a drop of funny pink liquid, get turned into a sheep, get set on fire and die.

Alien crashes on planet and murders the native population in order to build contraptions that pull rocks out of the ground and cooks and smashes them together

Normal mailman gets shot and robbed, embarks on quest for revenge, acidentaly changes politics of the area forever.

Gigantic balls that you shove your nose into.

Also, people who purposefully pretend to drive poorly because their parents don't openly show them affection.

A group comprised of individual avant-garde artists who are also amateur athletes each travel around a city collecting art supplies while listening to broadcasts so they can create several colourful palimpsests without getting beaten or shot.

Living pink marshmallow terrorizes an entire planet

There's cubes

Super powerful space ninjas with mommy issues shoot big ass guns.

One armed topless homosexual tricks gullible mass murderer with a shape changing laser sword into freeing him from super sleep meanwhile robin williams impersonator fools an entire religious group into believing he is not one of them somehow hiding his space wizard powers from all the other space wizards before basically killing them all.

Navy SEAL tries to convince the government that mechacuttlefish aren't a conspiracy theory.

Xenogenocide

“Hey Siri, how much meat can you get off an adult male moose?” “Moose can be processed for over 200 kilograms of meat.” “WELL THIS IS FUCKING BULLS-oh no the pretty, scary lights are back.”

Virgin seeking love.

Enjoys long walks on beaches, lakes, rot etc. Travelling is my passion!

Environmentally conscious. Believes in, loves and supports global warming. Burn those trees down!

Dislikes: lobster.

Interested? Write me back soon! I love a good old finger written note. I'm old fashioned like that x

Drunk man shouts at over grown lizards

So like, there's this Gate, right?

A drunk politician ruins a random high school student's life.

You fuck your way until you gather a big enough force to save the Galaxy from blue squids

A man's quest to murder their father turns the whole world upside down.

Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

Arrive on shores of Foreign lands, Find piece of books, find closed doors, find crystals that go into a temple, oh,

I just, like, want to like, grow my plants in peace, man.. and like, totally be one with nature on the edge of town, and like..give these really awesome crystals to this cute chick with blue hair who totally, like, picks up the cosmic vibe of them.

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

A group of teenagers who hate loud music die. Then they eat a bunch of food and meet/become god. Also maybe they become better people or something? IDK, I'm still trying to influence fashion to min/max my stats.

Your mom dies, your brother runs away so now your dad spends all his time looking for him, and your village gets overtaken by fascists, oh and you're like 12. Somehow it's your job to save the world though.

Not necessarily my favorite, but I couldn't think of something better:

A girl who orgasms at the thought of battling children, little miss crippling social anxiety, and mister daddy/mommy issues all need your help!

A corporation send you to the most beatiful alien planet and you will put floating concrete platforms everywhere

Rock and stone

You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.

Going from point A to point B, now with more dead whales.

Some dude slaughters tons of animals and robs historical buildings in order to kill a lizard.

Commit crimes but it’s a speedrun.

Edit: no one has it yet

You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.

A rustic family's lives are torn apart by the rise of capitalism driven by the boredom of an immortal.

Not the 3rd or 4th time you were a prisoner, but the 2nd.

you fight water

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.

Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.