We don't know who stole our teaspoons, but we suspect they're stirring up trouble somewhere.
In 1987 the first all-white leopard was spotted.
When I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed.
What is the most musical instrument?
The Hunt for Red October
After setting a table, when should you expect it to go off?
Tragically, I only got to celebrate my birthday for half a minute
What do you call spherical cows in a particle accelerator?
The airline agent would not let a hunter check his dead gazelle as luggage.
You know what I don't like about people who do yoga?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
I sent ten different puns into a pun contest in hopes of having a winner.
I got fired from my job at an orange juice factory.
Today I had a job interview at a mirror factory
A handy guide for the curious.
Why Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?
Be careful out there, mon amie.
Pregante?
Granny used to say “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”.
There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres
