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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

I Was Walking Around The Farm Without My Glasses When I Fell Into A Deep Hole Filled With Water

  • Very curious if a match for SnotFlickerman might be TissueBoogercatch.

  • The ones who believe in circle jerks.

  • Add feta >> Greek poutine

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I Have A Pet Termite Named 'Clint'

    No!

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  • Blockadoodle?

  • Captain Krasnov Taco Bonespurs, at your service.

  • Enough Musk Spam @lemmy.world

    Somewhere...

  • Once you slack, you never go back.

  • Edit: are you downvoting me because you think I'm wrong or because you think I'm right?

    Yes.

  • Would she notice a pea under her mattress?

  • Proof that ICE Barbie is complicit.

  • News @lemmy.world

    Suspect Vance Boelter in Minnesota lawmakers shooting arrested by police: Sources - ABC News

    World News @lemmy.world

    Suspect Vance Boelter in Minnesota lawmakers shooting arrested by police: Sources - ABC News

    Permanently Deleted

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  • lol, everyone blames you!

    It's bc we're fed up, we've got zero to lose, and bc "Fuck you and your wooden fuckin' leg!"

    hth

  • Canada @lemmy.ca

    Decolonizing Your Shower, One Soap Bar at a Time

  • I'm guessing, but it's likely because the spoken form for a date is normally, 'May 31st, 2025" vs "The 31st of May, 2025", hence 05/31/25 v 31/05/25.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I Said That A Minute Ago

  • how many...?

    Sieveral

  • However, unlike Americans, they can find Nigeria on a map.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Why Was The Broom Late For The Meeting?

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    I accidently swallowed the cat's meds last night.

    politics @lemmy.world

    JD Vance bashes Justice Roberts as 'profoundly wrong' about Supreme Court's role

    politics @lemmy.world

    US appeals court rejects Trump bid to revoke 400,000 migrants' legal status

    News @lemmy.world

    US appeals court rejects Trump bid to revoke 400,000 migrants' legal status

    politics @lemmy.world

    Mark Cuban Says a 'Red Rural Recession' Is Coming Soon. Cuts, Firings, and Grant Cancellations Are Set to Wreck Small Town Economies

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Where Do Bad Rainbows Go?