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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Boy: "Dad, can you tell me what an eclispe is?"

Dads naming boats might be my new favourite thing

The least spoken language in the world is sign-language

My passwords were insecure

Why can't Autobots visit Germany?

Did you know that the soviets used to have a potato powered rocket?

A blind man walks into a bar.

What’s another name for a frozen burrito?

Every day when I wake up I tell my family I'm going jogging, but I don't go

My donkey ass neighbour tried a 100% carrot based diet

What did the spider text to the other spider?

What’s a golfer’s favorite snack?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the ball?

If you have have questions about TCP/IP, I know the pro-to-call.

Clint

If you know, you know

My brother (ahem from another mother) told me that I couldn't make an inoffensive joke about left handed people.

Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".