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When does a bee decide to get married?

Lego is the dad of games

What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.

Life 3,026 years from today

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

I heard a really juicy rumour about the butter...

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Oh wow, is the work week ever rough!

Shout out...

What award did the dentist win?

Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

My son asked to go get shawarma at the mall food court yesterday.

How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.

I just made a video game in which you go back in time and shoot Adam.

did you hear about the cow that gave birth on the coffee plantation?

3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad.

My dentist offered me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.

How do you know your clock was very hungry at lunch?

Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.