What rock group has four guys who don't sing?
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
Does anyone know anything about repairing hinges?
I got fired from my job pressing vinyl albums.
I applied for a job installing mirrors.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety?
What do you call it when a cobbler is just getting waves and waves of shoes in? A shoenami.
I hate the word commentator. Its commenter.
What is a pirates preferred type of air travel?
Knock Knock
Me: "I bought an elephant for your room."
They told me I'd be lousy at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
When my SO is depressed I let them colour in my tattoo.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood
I recently read an article about a shoe factory fire.
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
Did you hear about the frog's acting?
Did you hear what happened with the documentary on belt alternatives?
found in another community, made me think of you
A friend of mine recently got into an awful car crash, he wound up losing his left arm and leg.
