What did the cowboy fungus tell the other fungus?
What did the alien say to the cat?
This is quite the take on meme.
That's dedication
But does he use a shtick to stir it?
A patient tells the doctor, "I think I'm a pair of curtains."
Do you know why they call it Hibernation?
you're in luck, I'm already here!
What is the biggest difference between chemistry and cooking?
Have I told you about my deaf fish?
The weather today keeps going back and forth between raining and sunny...
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Did you hear about the guy that died while trying to unclog his toilet?
What did one plate whisper to the other plate?
In an emergency, what's better than an EMT?
Did you hear about the guy who invented Altoids?
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What do you call it when you're allergic to legumes?
Why does the stadium get so hot after a game?
The muscle heads took over and required everyone to do curls
