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What do you call an shaky photographer?

Why didn't the approaching blackhole concern the astronaut?

No matter how kind you are...

What's a surfer's favorite detergent?

Why do you go to bed at night?

If two vegans get into a fight...

Where does the snowman live?

Teslas are shipping without a new car smell

So what's everyone's New Year's resolution?

Is this community dead? I haven't seen a post all year

Why do ducks have feathers?

What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?

When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?

What do you get?

Why should you never tell a pig a secret?

What’s the best thing for a trawler?

A few weeks ago, I made two online purchases; a box to store my money and some speakers.

How did the cat feel after its tail got under a car wheel?

I'm going down to the office supply store with my friends Dr. Tran, Zachary, and Ms. Shen. We're gonna buy some supplies to make trans rights protest signs.

I just had lunch at the Pelican Cafe.