𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢 @ zakobjoa @lemmy.world

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It was so easy.

The amount of bank robberies commited in Germany in the 70s and 80s with a toy gun and a bicycle as a getaway vehicle. Or how every European country had active domestic terror cells Just bombing Shit occasionally and you couldn't do fuck all about it.

Go even further back, before finger prints. You could just go around murdering people.

"Anyone seen who did it? No? Ah well, case closed."

I mostly edit PDFs to fill out documents. I know browsers can do that but they don't save the progress until you download (or I'm to stupid). Recently found out that Google Drive has a "fill form" PDF editor that works pretty well. But to my blood pressures detriment that works only on Android and not in your browser where I have a proper keyboard. Google fucking enrages me with their complete arbitrary shit sometimes.

How are your kids coping with, uh, something different? I imagine it's a tad less convenient, even with your server. Also, I haven't done something different since the rise of Netflix. Is the quality of something different generally higher with streaming services just putting their content on the internet themselves?

Yeah, but a human sized roach has an armoured carapace which is now a few centimetres thick. Do you have a cannon with armour piercing ammunition at home? I'll take my chances in forming an alliance with the small people.

His foundation is heavily invested in vaccinating populations in the global south. On paper at least – I don't trust billionaires or their foundations, most of it is tax evasion anyway.

Unfortunately not yet. It only works the other way around right now. But I gotta be honest, if that baby yawns at me there is absolutely no chance for me to suppress that counter-yawn. The urge is super strong.

I'm gonna be that guy in about a week, kid is 6 months. Any seasoned parents got good tips? It's not a long flight at least, only 2h.

Edit: Thank you all, I read every one of your replies. Flight goes at 6am, but we booked a night at the airport hotel so we just have to walk across the street. Baby will be in a carrier and get the bottle during takeoff/landing. Fingers crossed.

Horizon readings. You know, flock of ravens crossing the setting sun left to right... That means Chinese immigrants had a shit time. The omens have spoken.

Appreciation does not require knowledge.

Can't go wrong with pocket pasta.

HELL YEAH BROTHER, CRANK THOSE EMOTIONS!! AND THE TEARS, LET 'EM RIP, BROTHER!! AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOURSELF!! PEACE OF MIND, BROTHER, YEEEAAHH!!

Kellogg developed corn flakes as a deliberately bland food to stifle people's libido in his weirdo health resorts. It is worth reading up on, or catch the episode of the Behind the Bastards podcast on Kellogg, aptly named "The Great American Cum Doctor".

Gnocchi with green asparagus in butter and lemon juice and zest. Optional sage in butter. Finish with parmesan. Also easy to veganize.

Can't believe noone said Binging with Babish yet. Has a great series called Basics with Babish which is exactly what it sounds like.

Of course I am a real human.

On an unrelated note, can someone explain to me how I reliably identify traffic lights?

M I K E T R U K

They used to use real mules back in the day.

Hitting rock with stick came before Ska even.

Someone shop Tommy J. on a Toyota ZSU

I somehow read that as intermediate gender and now I'd like to imagine there's a tiered gender system where there's also a beginner's gender, advanced gender and gender mastery.