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𝔄 𝔰𝔒𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔒𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔒𝔠𝔒 𝔬𝔣 𝔠π”₯𝔒𝔒𝔰𝔒 @ zakobjoa @lemmy.world
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3000 catfisch carriers of the us navy

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  • Hitting rock with stick came before Ska even.

    • happy wild weasel noises

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  • Someone shop Tommy J. on a Toyota ZSU

    • First rule of Fight Club

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  • I somehow read that as intermediate gender and now I'd like to imagine there's a tiered gender system where there's also a beginner's gender, advanced gender and gender mastery.

    • Deus Ex gonna give it to ya again

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  • You can run Deus Ex on your printer probably.

    • [Day 9] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

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  • Dildo.

    • [Day 8] Posting the Lemmy logo every day but I do whatever the top comment says

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  • Those beans look cold. We don't like cold brands here. Maybe you could warm them up with – say – a Jewish Space Laserβ„’?

    • What's the "Joe Shmoe" of different cultures? Or the "John/Jane Smith"?

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  • Germany uses Max/Erika Mustermann – literally Sampleman. It's used for example on official sample pictures of our IDs. Some authorities in erlin have startet to use the gender neutral name Manu Mustermann.

    • At this point you're a conspiracy theorist if you don't want to eat bugs.

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  • Besides no one forces anyone to eat bugs nor is it any sane persons agenda.

    • those damn libs

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  • Where am I supposed to keep my CRT?

    • What the fuck

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  • You could have explained that Bismarck used one of Jesus' toenails to shave, but only on Sundays, and it'd added just as much context to whatever the fuck OP has going on.

    • The "King" Tiger II despite sporting superior armor and firepower to the original Tiger was prone to breakdowns due to production line issues and fuel shortages. Over a third of the entire production

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  • A third is actually just over 0.3

    • What's not a sign someone's an asshole, but is often misinterpreted as one?

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  • You'd like Northern Europe.

    • Me (real)

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  • The first Petterson and Findus video game slapped hard. My brother and I are still quoting it almost 20 25 years later.

    • We'll get them in uni, lads.

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  • I love both of you.

    Now we just gotta automate everything and get to luxury space.

    • We'll get them in uni, lads.

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  • Yes, but very conservative. I posted this because - as your OP pointed out - it feels like such a self own.

    90% of their reportoire are sorry variations of The One Joke conservatives have - attack helicopter. They got banned on Twitter (can't remember why exactly) and were one of the first accounts reinstated by Musk.

    • We'll get them in uni, lads.

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  • Yeah, but I feel like this is such a self own.

    • did I switched reality during the night?

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  • I hope that's a typo and you meant 2022. If that pole had that much insight into the invasion before it happened you need to get him on the line because he's a goddamn wizard and I have some unrelated questions.

    • This SUV parking

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  • Piff-poof goes the tire.

    • problems are stacking up

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  • Millions, easily.

    British East India Company, one of the first publicly traded entities, commited a couple of genocides before Marx even shit his first nappie. So capitalism got a nice head start in.

    • Looking for suggestions for a place to move in the US as a remote employee

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  • Italy has angrily entered the chat.